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[Bo Bo]

..........at this time of year  

[Jay w]

you can imagine them in formation, dambusters music in the background.......

Bladders awaaaaaaaaay..............

[GastronomicKleptomaniac]

...did you leave it in the bird enclosure of the local zoo? If so, that's very careless...

 Evil things, birds. Top of the list of "things I don't want near my car"... next on the list are "bugs who like a freshly cleaned car" and "cats".

[Tony H]

My car is parked directly beneath the flightpath of about 20,000 pinkfoot and Greylag geese that fly over twice a day you want to see the mess they can make or maybe you don't :-?

[Danny]

yes, do be careful where ya park!!

[amigov6]

 >:(Ouch.

[Danny]

yup, i'd take bird poo anyday!!

never mind

[Baz006]

Bird poo is one thing...........it's even worse when the cat decides to 'ralph' on yer bonnet...... :-/

[cem_devecioglu]

..........at this time of year  

strong acid..I use polish protectors nearly every 2-3 weeks.But cant protect for that..

[Chopsdad]

It's the colour BoBo.  

Aparantly dark green, blue or black cars look like ponds from above and birds have a natural instinct to sh1t in them.  

Mother Nature drives a silver car  

[Taxi_Driver]

It's the colour BoBo.  

Aparantly dark green, blue or black cars look like ponds from above and birds have a natural instinct to sh1t in them.  

Mother Nature drives a silver car  

Someone told me that too.......it was probaly was you chops  

Another year older and my memory gets worse......this time next year i'll be forgetting my name  

[Tony H]

It's the colour BoBo.  

Aparantly dark green, blue or black cars look like ponds from above and birds have a natural instinct to sh1t in them.  

Mother Nature drives a silver car  

Oh boll*cks!!