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[Martin_1962]

Today I came across a real self-abuser who as far I am concerned should have his licence shredded.

Tonight we went to a takeaway and ate it in the car, we noticed a couple of 3 series BMWs at the end of the car park.

While eating heard screeching and a bang. ONe BMW had driven into the back of a Fiesta just for the fun of it, then driven off.

In the 15 minutes we were there the Police had not arrived, and both BMWs had scarpered back to Birmingham.

[Del Boy]

The police are the same in birmingham as they are in ashford then they take 4 eva

[TheBoy]

they probably know that as the cars are nicked, no chance of catching... (guessing nicked as why wreck a bmw on a fiesta?)

[Martin_1962]

I asked if they were OK and they said the BMWs are in the car park regularly. Blackpole Retail Park Worcester

[Markie]

seems the nutters all drive BMWs these days - sure there was anther story on here a few days ago.....

[Timbuk]

seems the nutters all drive BMWs these days - sure there was anther story on here a few days ago.....

Just gonna say that. The loon i saw the other day with bobby baseball bat was in a Beema

[Timbuk]

The police are the same in birmingham as they are in ashford then they take 4 eva

The police are very promt around here, i think its because they all drive 3.2 veccy's at 159 m.p.h

[Martin_1962]

seems the nutters all drive BMWs these days - sure there was anther story on here a few days ago.....

Just gonna say that. The loon i saw the other day with bobby baseball bat was in a Beema

10-15 year old 3 series?

[Timbuk]

seems the nutters all drive BMWs these days - sure there was anther story on here a few days ago.....

Just gonna say that. The loon i saw the other day with bobby baseball bat was in a Beema

10-15 year old 3 series?

Yep, it was on old one, and i know i'm not a million miles away from you, but it was an M3

[Martin_1962]

Not an M3 318 I expect

[RonaldMcBurger]

Last year some tossers broke into our shed. I saw them and called the police. 'We have nobody available at the moment sir' was their response. I watched these gits for 10 minutes helping themselevs to my tools. I called the police again. 'Nobody available sir, sorry'. I gave it another 2 minutes then I called them back. One of them has a shotgun I told them.

Within 3 minutes the house was surrounded by police. 2 Armed response cars, the Nottinghamshire helicopter, local media. everyone.

One of the police marksmen pointed his sniper rifle at the shed and shouted 'ARMED POLICE. put down your weapon and walk out slowly, backwards with your hands in the air'. One by one these two lads came out. They were arrested and put in the police van.

After a thorough search of my shed, house and garden, the police Inspector came up to me and said, 'I thought you said one of them had a shotgun?'. I thought you said nobody was available was my reply. [smiley=vrolijk_26.gif]

[Markie]

Last year some tossers broke into our shed. I saw them and called the police. 'We have nobody available at the moment sir' was their response. I watched these gits for 10 minutes helping themselevs to my tools. I called the police again. 'Nobody available sir, sorry'. I gave it another 2 minutes then I called them back. One of them has a shotgun I told them.

Within 3 minutes the house was surrounded by police. 2 Armed response cars, the Nottinghamshire helicopter, local media. everyone.

One of the police marksmen pointed his sniper rifle at the shed and shouted 'ARMED POLICE. put down your weapon and walk out slowly, backwards with your hands in the air'. One by one these two lads came out. They were arrested and put in the police van.

After a thorough search of my shed, house and garden, the police Inspector came up to me and said, 'I thought you said one of them had a shotgun?'. I thought you said nobody was available was my reply. [smiley=vrolijk_26.gif]

  @ronnie

and we all know my thoughts on his subject ( police action, or lack of, on car theft ) nuff said on THAT one

[Martin_1962]

I am wondering if it will get in the local paper

[Martin_1962]

Last year some tossers broke into our shed. I saw them and called the police. 'We have nobody available at the moment sir' was their response. I watched these gits for 10 minutes helping themselevs to my tools. I called the police again. 'Nobody available sir, sorry'. I gave it another 2 minutes then I called them back. One of them has a shotgun I told them.

Within 3 minutes the house was surrounded by police. 2 Armed response cars, the Nottinghamshire helicopter, local media. everyone.

One of the police marksmen pointed his sniper rifle at the shed and shouted 'ARMED POLICE. put down your weapon and walk out slowly, backwards with your hands in the air'. One by one these two lads came out. They were arrested and put in the police van.

After a thorough search of my shed, house and garden, the police Inspector came up to me and said, 'I thought you said one of them had a shotgun?'. I thought you said nobody was available was my reply. [smiley=vrolijk_26.gif]

Good story and so true

[Del Boy]

Last year some tossers broke into our shed. I saw them and called the police. 'We have nobody available at the moment sir' was their response. I watched these gits for 10 minutes helping themselevs to my tools. I called the police again. 'Nobody available sir, sorry'. I gave it another 2 minutes then I called them back. One of them has a shotgun I told them.

Within 3 minutes the house was surrounded by police. 2 Armed response cars, the Nottinghamshire helicopter, local media. everyone.

One of the police marksmen pointed his sniper rifle at the shed and shouted 'ARMED POLICE. put down your weapon and walk out slowly, backwards with your hands in the air'. One by one these two lads came out. They were arrested and put in the police van.

After a thorough search of my shed, house and garden, the police Inspector came up to me and said, 'I thought you said one of them had a shotgun?'. I thought you said nobody was available was my reply. [smiley=vrolijk_26.gif]

I tell ya m8 i really like that