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[Ken T]

At a recent wedding, I invariably get asked all these questions about which tartan I wear. I normally reply with this joke which might amuse you on this Wed evening.

This chap walked into the kilt shop an said " I want a kilt please"
The young salesman said "certainly sir, what Clan are you from so we can find your tartan ?"
The chap said " I don't know". "OK" said the salesman, "what's your name and we can work it out from that"
" Dunlop" said the the chap.
"I don't know if there is a Dunlop tartan" said the young salesman, worrying he had just lost a sale"
"Its OK", said the manager picking up a kilt, "its this one"
The young chap was delighted and paid up.
As he walked out the young salesman asked the manager " what are you doing, that was the McKintyre tartan"
"aye", said the manager, "but Dunlop's been 'makin tyres for years' "


For translation please ask Markie !!

Slaandjivaa  

Ken

[Markjay]

Sorry, didn't get it...  

Maybe it's because I am from the McMichelin clan...  


 

[Golfbuddy]

 

McFunny.

[Markie]

  aye very good, like it  

[bob.dent]

 

Took a few seconds to sink in but got there in the end!!

[Craig_R]

lol took me a second or two

My family's Tartan Is very Rare But I am Aloud to were two different types

The Tartan of the Mckepoffs I think thats spelt right but it truely not the nicest you have every seen and its not cheap as you cant get it anywhere
And the other i can Wear is the Kilt of the Black Watch

[Big Fra]

Aye, no bad!

[miggy]

Let the wind blow low, let the wind blow high,
through the streets in a kilt Ill go,
All the lasses say hello,
Oh Donald wheres your troosers

 

[iggy21uk]

With the  Kilt get a box of 365 condoms might be a McGoodyear