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Road Signs
« on: 01 November 2007, 16:56:08 »
Can anyone Name 5 road sign that describes the female organ?  




































































of course i  will begin lol

1. deep excavation
2. slippery when wet
3. stop-on red signal
4. slow-down on curves and humps
5 MEN at work!!!
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Re: Road Signs
« Reply #1 on: 01 November 2007, 17:01:05 »
What about cattle crossing?  ;D
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Re: Road Signs
« Reply #2 on: 01 November 2007, 17:02:18 »
1. Work Zone Ahead
2. Detour Ahead
3. Waste Spill Ahead
4. Caution
5. Sharp Bend Ahead
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Re: Road Signs
« Reply #3 on: 01 November 2007, 17:11:19 »
tunnel ahead  :D


  
 

 
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Re: Road Signs
« Reply #4 on: 01 November 2007, 17:16:28 »
floods
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Re: Road Signs
« Reply #5 on: 01 November 2007, 17:22:23 »
pay and display



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Re: Road Signs
« Reply #6 on: 01 November 2007, 17:30:17 »
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pay and display



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 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y
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Re: Road Signs
« Reply #7 on: 01 November 2007, 17:32:20 »
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Re: Road Signs
« Reply #8 on: 01 November 2007, 17:48:46 »
Depending on who it is......

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Re: Road Signs
« Reply #9 on: 01 November 2007, 18:18:31 »
max headroom
unsafe for motor carridges
max width
liable to flooding
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Re: Road Signs
« Reply #10 on: 01 November 2007, 19:17:29 »
Diversion due to floods ;D ;)

oh god, the thought

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Re: Road Signs
« Reply #11 on: 01 November 2007, 19:24:23 »
Is it only me thats married ::)

NO ENTRY

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Re: Road Signs
« Reply #12 on: 01 November 2007, 19:25:01 »
unmanned level crossing  :-?
open manhole
maximum width
and alas no entry
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Re: Road Signs
« Reply #13 on: 01 November 2007, 19:27:12 »
Park and Ride :D
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Re: Road Signs
« Reply #14 on: 01 November 2007, 20:51:05 »
Keep off the grass!
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