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[Elite Pete]

Looks like he's on his way back

[STMO123]

Just been kicked out of Yatesies. I was accused of minesweeping when people went to the toilet. HIC. Bast*rds. I've told them my big mate Bob will be down to kick their ars*s soon. C'mon Bob, we'll you'll show 'em.

[STMO123]

When we you go in Bob, just smack the 6' 7" fella with the tattoos and the gun. The rest will sh*t themselves.

[Elite Pete]

When we you go in Bob, just smack the 6' 7" fella with the tattoos and the gun. The rest will sh*t themselves.

[Jimbob]

LMAO  

[STMO123]

Anyway. Got to go and pick my grandson up from school now. No doubt that sour-faced old cow of a teacher will accuse me of being drunk in charge of a minor. I told her, my sick always smells of booze. It's a rare medical condition I have. And the child I spewed on thought it was quite funny.  

Later.

[bob.dent]

When we you go in Bob, just smack the 6' 7" fella with the tattoos and the gun. The rest will sh*t themselves.

Just been down to Yatesies..........gave the 6' 7" fella a 20 quid and told him to give the grumpy old geezer that looks like Victor Meldrew a good kicking. I said if you weren't in the Nags Head he could find you at the school throwing up over some poor kid.

[Golfbuddy]

Are you lot STILL in here? You've been here all day, haven't you got jobs to go to?  

[Markie]

Are you lot STILL in here? You've been here all day, haven't you got jobs to go to?  

Yes....ive got a flow chart to create   tomorrow  

[Jimbob]

Back to work for me tomorrow, WFH though  

[Tony H]

Hi chaps just called in for a swift half after a hard day at work [smiley=beer.gif] Why does it smell of sick in here?  :-?has that Meldrew been in here earlier?

[bob.dent]

Hi chaps just called in for a swift half after a hard day at work [smiley=beer.gif] Why does it smell of sick in here?  :-?has that Meldrew been in here earlier?

Correct. Had to throw him out after half an hour due to his constant abuse at the regulars.

[bob.dent]

Right, that my shift over for the day - where's the evening shift barmen?

[VXL V6]

Right, leaving work in a min, had enough for a day.... I'll have a Guinness please, thought i'd better order it in advance as I've heard the service in here can be a bit slow......

[Nickbat]

My three-year old just noticed Mr Dent's avatar.

"Oh look Daddy, a man with water coming out of his bummy!"  

C'mon son, let's leave here and go to Cbeebies!