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[sir moanalot]

i went into a local supermarket and parked in the furthest space possible. on my return some twŁt had practically leaned their car on mine giving my missus a few inches to get in and leaving a nice "jean popper" scratch on my rear passenger door. these boneheads make me mad- there was loads of free spaces, it seems these prats seek my car down!!!!!!
 guess what i done?...........

[Martin_1962]

i went into a local supermarket and parked in the furthest space possible. on my return some twŁt had practically leaned their car on mine giving my missus a few inches to get in and leaving a nice "jean popper" scratch on my rear passenger door. these boneheads make me mad- there was loads of free spaces, it seems these prats seek my car down!!!!!!
 guess what i done?...........

Dented it?

[GastronomicKleptomaniac]

 Problem is, if car A arrives, dings your car, grabs a paper and pie, then makes themselves scarce, then car B pulls up and you start ranting and raving... I'd be looking at CCTV footage, then report to police for failing to stop after an accident, or criminal damage.

[sir moanalot]

sods law states that every time i park my car and it gets damaged in some way the cameras are always off or pointing in the other direction!!!!

[Pitchfork]

I once heard of a Canadian motorist who returned to his car only to find a ding in the door from the car parked alongside
He wrote a note, thanking the owner of the offending vehicle for damaging his door............. and nailed it to the roof of the other car before driving off!

[JamesV6CDX]

I once heard of a Canadian motorist who returned to his car only to find a ding in the door from the car parked alongside
He wrote a note, thanking the owner of the offending vehicle for damaging his door............. and nailed it to the roof of the other car before driving off!

[miggy]

I once heard of a Canadian motorist who returned to his car only to find a ding in the door from the car parked alongside
He wrote a note, thanking the owner of the offending vehicle for damaging his door............. and nailed it to the roof of the other car before driving off!

  LMAO

[garbage456]

i went into a local supermarket and parked in the furthest space possible. on my return some twŁt had practically leaned their car on mine giving my missus a few inches to get in and leaving a nice "jean popper" scratch on my rear passenger door. these boneheads make me mad- there was loads of free spaces, it seems these prats seek my car down!!!!!!
 guess what i done?...........

I went into the car park at Colliers wood with 2 for 1, Burger king PC world etc, there are around 100 spaces only 20 were being used I parked 20 yes 20 cars away from everyone else and a bloody ford pick up parked so close to passenger side of my car I do know how he got out.

[MikeDundee]

Get one of these and just drive all over the offending car, after u have moved the miggy of course


http://www.monstertrucks-uk.com/gallerypiclist00.php3?picno=1

[Danny]

i went into a local supermarket and parked in the furthest space possible. on my return some twŁt had practically leaned their car on mine giving my missus a few inches to get in and leaving a nice "jean popper" scratch on my rear passenger door. these boneheads make me mad- there was loads of free spaces, it seems these prats seek my car down!!!!!!
 guess what i done?...........

so what did you do?

[cem_devecioglu]

i went into a local supermarket and parked in the furthest space possible. on my return some twŁt had practically leaned their car on mine giving my missus a few inches to get in and leaving a nice "jean popper" scratch on my rear passenger door. these boneheads make me mad- there was loads of free spaces, it seems these prats seek my car down!!!!!!
 guess what i done?...........

I went into the car park at Colliers wood with 2 for 1, Burger king PC world etc, there are around 100 spaces only 20 were being used I parked 20 yes 20 cars away from everyone else and a bloody ford pick up parked so close to passenger side of my car I do know how he got out.

seems common behavior for omega owners ..I do the same also  

but useless they come and find your car  

[GastronomicKleptomaniac]

 Worse is what happened on my drive to work last night. Saw a group of people on the bridge over the A66, as I went under they dropped something onto my roof. Hit the rear left of the roof panel, scuffed the paint... scumbags - if they'd dropped it a quarter-second earlier, it's have been through the screen.

 On topic, I always try to find a top-end car - Civic Type R, for example. (We don't get many Porshces round 'ere...) Something quite clean and expensive, then it's less likely that they'll be careless with their door.

[Ken T]

What you want are "hydraulic parking spacers", so that when you park, they automatically extend from the sides of the car by at least a foot. That way anyone getting closer will damage their car, and it will be their fault. Or a couple of warning triangles, with steel backs, that flip out from the doors when you turn off the engine, if they hit them, its their fault for driving a stupid 4*4. If your are really keen, how about radar controlled, automatically lit oxy-acetylene torches that ignite as soon as someone comes  within 2ft !  
                                                   I'm not always like this, honest !
Ken

[hotel21]

Simply be considered as an inconsiderate parker.....

Find the furthest corner and straddle a parking bay so the white line goes through the centre of the car.....  

I regularly do that at the local supermarket.   No problems so far...

[Jay w]

personally i would go back to 'customer services' ask them to put a call out for the owner of reg num ********* as the car is on fire!!!!!

When the person arrives point out the damange and ask nicely for the insurance details, if they refuse then torch the rather thing