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Ulterior Motive.....
« on: 12 November 2007, 22:32:36 »
Ok, firstly I'd like to say thanks for all the warm welcomes.

Now... for the more serious stuff. As many of you will well know us women do very little without an ulterior motive. It really isn't coincidence that I managed to get around to joining the forum today.

As of an hour and a half ago I have two prominent members of the forum sitting in my kitchen drinking beer. I have therefore decided that in order for them to be released my list of demands must be met.

These demands are: a nice shiny, low mileage, 03, silver, 3.2 MV6; 19in alloys; diplomatic immunity and some nice, pink, fluffy dice.

Please hurry before we run out of beer !!!!!   >:(

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Re: Ulterior Motive.....
« Reply #1 on: 12 November 2007, 22:38:34 »
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Ok, firstly I'd like to say thanks for all the warm welcomes.

Now... for the more serious stuff. As many of you will well know us women do very little without an ulterior motive. It really isn't coincidence that I managed to get around to joining the forum today.

As of an hour and a half ago I have two prominent members of the forum sitting in my kitchen drinking beer. I have therefore decided that in order for them to be released my list of demands must be met.

These demands are: a nice shiny, low mileage, 03, silver, 3.2 MV6; 19in alloys; diplomatic immunity and some nice, pink, fluffy dice.

Please hurry before we run out of beer !!!!!   >:(


The rest was do-able, then you just got ridiculous.  ;D
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Re: Ulterior Motive.....
« Reply #2 on: 12 November 2007, 22:39:13 »
Oh yes I guess I better tell you their names so you can make up your mind whether you care or not.

They are: markie and bob dent (or, as he has come to be known seeing as he is in Scotland BOAB)

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Re: Ulterior Motive.....
« Reply #3 on: 12 November 2007, 22:41:45 »
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Ok, firstly I'd like to say thanks for all the warm welcomes.

Now... for the more serious stuff. As many of you will well know us women do very little without an ulterior motive. It really isn't coincidence that I managed to get around to joining the forum today.

As of an hour and a half ago I have two prominent members of the forum sitting in my kitchen drinking beer. I have therefore decided that in order for them to be released my list of demands must be met.

These demands are: a nice shiny, low mileage, 03, silver, 3.2 MV6; 19in alloys; diplomatic immunity and some nice, pink, fluffy dice.

Please hurry before we run out of beer !!!!!   >:(


Typical female oxymoron.... (alright .. insert contradiction if you don't understand ...)   :)
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« Reply #4 on: 12 November 2007, 22:43:23 »
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Oh yes I guess I better tell you their names so you can make up your mind whether you care or not.

They are: markie and bob dent (or, as he has come to be known seeing as he is in Scotland BOAB)


Boab is fine, as long as it's not Boabie.  ;D

Make sure Markie has his keys on the table in front of him.  ;)
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Re: Ulterior Motive.....
« Reply #5 on: 12 November 2007, 22:55:50 »
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Oh yes I guess I better tell you their names so you can make up your mind whether you care or not.

They are: markie and bob dent (or, as he has come to be known seeing as he is in Scotland BOAB)


Boab is fine, as long as it's not Boabie.  ;D

Make sure Markie has his keys on the table in front of him.  ;)

Don't worry I've already hidden the fruit bowl  ;)

and there's no point in even suggesting the Boabie.... I'd have to use subtitles for that one.
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« Reply #6 on: 12 November 2007, 22:59:33 »
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Oh yes I guess I better tell you their names so you can make up your mind whether you care or not.

They are: markie and bob dent (or, as he has come to be known seeing as he is in Scotland BOAB)


Boab is fine, as long as it's not Boabie.  ;D

Make sure Markie has his keys on the table in front of him.  ;)

Don't worry I've already hidden the fruit bowl  ;)

and there's no point in even suggesting the Boabie.... I'd have to use subtitles for that one.

 ;D ;D ;D

You have a terrible mind....

I was referring to the keys getting locked in the car the other day.  ;)
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« Reply #7 on: 12 November 2007, 23:09:56 »
Oops  :o  I've only just been filled in on yesterday's dramatic events

I really have to stop spending so much time at work with hormonal teenage boys, they're warping my mind!
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« Reply #8 on: 12 November 2007, 23:15:14 »
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Oops  :o  I've only just been filled in on yesterday's dramatic events

I really have to stop spending so much time at work with hormonal teenage boys, they're warping my mind!

 ;D ;D
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Re: Ulterior Motive.....
« Reply #9 on: 13 November 2007, 11:23:42 »
Beer took centre stage last night so not on here.....looks like ive spawned a monster....wondered what she was giggling over on her laptop..... ::)

Nutter!
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