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Re: Useless Information (Read if you are bored)
« Reply #30 on: 13 November 2007, 22:09:43 »

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They were all made by Vauxhall and none of them is a fish?  :-/

you will have the admins nipping at your heels for mentioning fish i would keep quiet or you may get a sting in your tail and find no light rays at the end of the tunnel.

 ;D ;D ;D

Thought it was time to shake things up a bit.  ::)

This is not the time or Place for this kind of fishy talk  :)

We always fall for it, hook, line and sinker, throw out the bait and reel us in


 ;D ;D
 

What is the deal with all the fishy talk and poor jokes?
I thought this forum was all about cars, not fish-derived puns!

Is that all it takes, a fish comment cast out there, waiting for people to take the bait?
Everyone falls for it, hook line and sinker.

I dont know, what has the world comne to? ::)



As the forum says, general chat, do you not have an OFF button on your computer.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

No, just an 'on' button.
I prefer to let the computer switch itself off.
When it's tired.
 :D :y


Wouldnt it be great if we had an off button, sorry SWMBO my batteries are running low.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #31 on: 13 November 2007, 22:13:01 »

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They were all made by Vauxhall and none of them is a fish?  :-/

you will have the admins nipping at your heels for mentioning fish i would keep quiet or you may get a sting in your tail and find no light rays at the end of the tunnel.

 ;D ;D ;D

Thought it was time to shake things up a bit.  ::)

This is not the time or Place for this kind of fishy talk  :)

We always fall for it, hook, line and sinker, throw out the bait and reel us in


 ;D ;D
 

What is the deal with all the fishy talk and poor jokes?
I thought this forum was all about cars, not fish-derived puns!

Is that all it takes, a fish comment cast out there, waiting for people to take the bait?
Everyone falls for it, hook line and sinker.

I dont know, what has the world comne to? ::)



Big Fra, check this out, it will explain everything. http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1185915087/all-0

Read and enjoy.  :y

Read it, thanks, I now understand.

Oh Dear. :-/
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Re: Useless Information (Read if you are bored)
« Reply #32 on: 13 November 2007, 22:16:00 »

That, my friend, was world championship standard thread drifting. It started from the third post and went on for six pages and about three hours before all of the major paricipants either fell asleep or just lost the will to live. And, at the end of it, Nickbat still got his cupboard built.  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #33 on: 13 November 2007, 22:16:38 »

While we are on this subject, what does SWMBO mean?

Sounds intriguing.
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« Reply #34 on: 13 November 2007, 22:18:29 »

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While we are on this subject, what does SWMBO mean?

Sounds intriguing.


SHE WHO MUST BE OBAYED
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« Reply #35 on: 13 November 2007, 22:18:54 »

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They were all made by Vauxhall and none of them is a fish?  :-/

you will have the admins nipping at your heels for mentioning fish i would keep quiet or you may get a sting in your tail and find no light rays at the end of the tunnel.

 ;D ;D ;D

Thought it was time to shake things up a bit.  ::)

This is not the time or Place for this kind of fishy talk  :)

We always fall for it, hook, line and sinker, throw out the bait and reel us in


 ;D ;D
 

What is the deal with all the fishy talk and poor jokes?
I thought this forum was all about cars, not fish-derived puns!

Is that all it takes, a fish comment cast out there, waiting for people to take the bait?
Everyone falls for it, hook line and sinker.

I dont know, what has the world comne to? ::)



As the forum says, general chat, do you not have an OFF button on your computer.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
:)I've got an OOF button on mine! [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]
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« Reply #36 on: 13 November 2007, 22:19:37 »

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That, my friend, was world championship standard thread drifting. It started from the third post and went on for six pages and about three hours before all of the major paricipants either fell asleep or just lost the will to live. And, at the end of it, Nickbat still got his cupboard built.  ;D ;D ;D

With all his fingers still intact ;D ;D
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« Reply #37 on: 13 November 2007, 22:21:07 »

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They were all made by Vauxhall and none of them is a fish?  :-/

you will have the admins nipping at your heels for mentioning fish i would keep quiet or you may get a sting in your tail and find no light rays at the end of the tunnel.

 ;D ;D ;D

Thought it was time to shake things up a bit.  ::)

This is not the time or Place for this kind of fishy talk  :)

We always fall for it, hook, line and sinker, throw out the bait and reel us in


 ;D ;D
 

What is the deal with all the fishy talk and poor jokes?
I thought this forum was all about cars, not fish-derived puns!

Is that all it takes, a fish comment cast out there, waiting for people to take the bait?
Everyone falls for it, hook line and sinker.

I dont know, what has the world comne to? ::)



As the forum says, general chat, do you not have an OFF button on your computer.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
:)I've got an OOF button on mine! [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]

I have an OOF screensaver on mine
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Re: Useless Information (Read if you are bored)
« Reply #38 on: 13 November 2007, 22:25:05 »

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That, my friend, was world championship standard thread drifting. It started from the third post and went on for six pages and about three hours before all of the major paricipants either fell asleep or just lost the will to live. And, at the end of it, Nickbat still got his cupboard built.  ;D ;D ;D

With all his fingers still intact ;D ;D

Nearly.........



If you're squeamish do not, I repeat, do not look here: http://images.google.co.uk/images?gbv=2&svnum=100&hl=en&newwindow=1&safe=off&q=hand+injury

 :'( :'(
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« Reply #39 on: 13 November 2007, 22:26:57 »

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That, my friend, was world championship standard thread drifting. It started from the third post and went on for six pages and about three hours before all of the major paricipants either fell asleep or just lost the will to live. And, at the end of it, Nickbat still got his cupboard built.  ;D ;D ;D

With all his fingers still intact ;D ;D

Nearly.........



If you're squeamish do not, I repeat, do not look here: http://images.google.co.uk/images?gbv=2&svnum=100&hl=en&newwindow=1&safe=off&q=hand+injury

 :'( :'(

Thats nothing you want to see what i get to film most weeks in surgury
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Re: Useless Information (Read if you are bored)
« Reply #40 on: 13 November 2007, 22:28:56 »

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That, my friend, was world championship standard thread drifting. It started from the third post and went on for six pages and about three hours before all of the major paricipants either fell asleep or just lost the will to live. And, at the end of it, Nickbat still got his cupboard built.  ;D ;D ;D

With all his fingers still intact ;D ;D

Nearly.........



If you're squeamish do not, I repeat, do not look here: http://images.google.co.uk/images?gbv=2&svnum=100&hl=en&newwindow=1&safe=off&q=hand+injury

 :'( :'(

Fe"k, my toes just curled up to my chin


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Re: Useless Information (Read if you are bored)
« Reply #41 on: 13 November 2007, 22:31:46 »

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While we are on this subject, what does SWMBO mean?

Sounds intriguing.


SHE WHO MUST BE OBAYED

Ah! That makes sense.
Thankfully mine has disappeared to the bedroom to read a book.

Mind you, I have been sitting on the couch with lee evans on paramount comedy, and the laptop, well, on my lap, perusing oof and ebay. For the past two hours.  

She may have said summit?

Wasn't listening.
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Re: Useless Information (Read if you are bored)
« Reply #42 on: 13 November 2007, 22:33:36 »

Is it that the main dealers rip you off for large bucks but apparantly know very little about them?

Edit - Ah, have just seen I'm about two hours behind and the answer was given ages ago, sorry - I've been watching spooks.
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Re: Useless Information (Read if you are bored)
« Reply #43 on: 13 November 2007, 22:50:21 »

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Thats nothing you want to see what i get to film most weeks in surgury

That was more that enough for me. I didn't bother going to page 2.  :-[

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Fe"k, my toes just curled up to my chin



I did warn you not to look but you couldn't resist it.  ;D
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« Reply #44 on: 13 November 2007, 23:23:22 »

..why would anyone put 'hand' and 'injury' into goggle images search engine???  :o
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