I bought a 1000 pieces jigsaw puzzle for my little one who wasn’t interested so I ended-up doing it myself… over several days I might add. Pictures of ducks believe it or not. Very relaxing….
Supposedly the best blonde joke ever (my apologies for being sexist)
a blonde calls her boyfriend and says"please come over here and help me. i have a killer jigsaw puzzle and can't figure out how to get started."
her boyfriend asks "what is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
the blonde replies "according to the picture on the box , a rooster."
her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
she lets him in and shows him where she has all the puzzle spread all over the table.
he studies the pieces for a moment then looks at the box, then turns to his girlfriend and says,
"first of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
he takes her hand and says," secondly, i want you to relax. so lets have a nice cup of tea, and then......." he said with a deep sigh................................
"lets put all the corn flakes back in the box !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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