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[thewelshman]

Jack and Tom, are having a beer in a saloon when a cowboy walks in with
an Indian's head under his arm.  He hands it to the barman, and the
barman hands him money.  The barman turns to them and says, "I hate
Indians.  Last week they burnt my barn to the ground and killed my wife
and three kids.  Anybody brings me the head of an Indian, I'll give them
a thousand bucks."

Jack and Tom guzzle their beers and leave to go hunt Indians.  After a
while, they finally spot one.  Jack throws a rock, it hits him on the
head, the Indian falls off his horse, and rolls seventy feet down a
ravine.  The two cowboys make their way down the ravine and Tom pulls
out his knife to claim their trophy.

Jack says, "Tom, take a look at this."

Tom says, "Not now, I'm busy."

Jack says, "I really think you should have a look."

Tom says, "Bugger off, can't you see I'm busy?  I've got a thousand dollars
in my hand."

Jack says, "Please, Tom, take a look."

Tom looks up at the top of the ravine, and there's five thousand Indians
standing around the rim.

Tom says, "break!  We're gonna be millionaires!"

[miggy]

 

[Crazydad]

I like it  

[miggy]

I like it  

Dont take much to amuse you, so I have heard


 

[Markjay]

This Texas town commissioned an artist to deliver a wall painting in memory of General Custer's. The painting was suppose to depict General’s last stand at Little Bighorn.

When the time comes to unveil the painting, a huge crowd gathers and the Mayor cuts the ribbon which drops the curtain. They are all speechless as the painting shows two Indians having sex, right next to a pile of excrement with a halo over it.

What on earth is this? asks the shocked mayor. Simple, says the artist. General Custer’s last words were ‘holy sh*t, look at all those f*cking Indians’

[miggy]

 

[Crazydad]

I like it  

Dont take much to amuse you, so I have heard


 

your right, i even laugh at your Jokes

[miggy]

I like it  

Dont take much to amuse you, so I have heard


 

your right, i even laugh at your Jokes

I dont post any, so there you go
 

[Golfbuddy]

This Texas town commissioned an artist to deliver a wall painting in memory of General Custer's. The painting was suppose to depict General’s last stand at Little Bighorn.

When the time comes to unveil the painting, a huge crowd gathers and the Mayor cuts the ribbon which drops the curtain. They are all speechless as the painting shows two Indians having sex, right next to a pile of excrement with a halo over it.

What on earth is this? asks the shocked mayor. Simple, says the artist. General Custer’s last words were ‘holy sh*t, look at all those f*cking Indians’

[miggy]

This Texas town commissioned an artist to deliver a wall painting in memory of General Custer's. The painting was suppose to depict General’s last stand at Little Bighorn.

When the time comes to unveil the painting, a huge crowd gathers and the Mayor cuts the ribbon which drops the curtain. They are all speechless as the painting shows two Indians having sex, right next to a pile of excrement with a halo over it.

What on earth is this? asks the shocked mayor. Simple, says the artist. General Custer’s last words were ‘holy sh*t, look at all those f*cking Indians’

You opened your wallet did you.

 

[Crazydad]

I like it  

Dont take much to amuse you, so I have heard


 

your right, i even laugh at your Jokes

I dont post any, so there you go
 

Thats what you think, Your Spelling is a Joke

[Golfbuddy]

This Texas town commissioned an artist to deliver a wall painting in memory of General Custer's. The painting was suppose to depict General’s last stand at Little Bighorn.

When the time comes to unveil the painting, a huge crowd gathers and the Mayor cuts the ribbon which drops the curtain. They are all speechless as the painting shows two Indians having sex, right next to a pile of excrement with a halo over it.

What on earth is this? asks the shocked mayor. Simple, says the artist. General Custer’s last words were ‘holy sh*t, look at all those f*cking Indians’

You opened your wallet did you.

 

[MikeDundee]

Jack and Tom, are having a beer in a saloon when a cowboy walks in with
an Indian's head under his arm.  He hands it to the barman, and the
barman hands him money.  The barman turns to them and says, "I hate
Indians.  Last week they burnt my barn to the ground and killed my wife
and three kids.  Anybody brings me the head of an Indian, I'll give them
a thousand bucks."

Jack and Tom guzzle their beers and leave to go hunt Indians.  After a
while, they finally spot one.  Jack throws a rock, it hits him on the
head, the Indian falls off his horse, and rolls seventy feet down a
ravine.  The two cowboys make their way down the ravine and Tom pulls
out his knife to claim their trophy.

Jack says, "Tom, take a look at this."

Tom says, "Not now, I'm busy."

Jack says, "I really think you should have a look."

Tom says, "Bugger off, can't you see I'm busy?  I've got a thousand dollars
in my hand."

Jack says, "Please, Tom, take a look."

Tom looks up at the top of the ravine, and there's five thousand Indians
standing around the rim.

Tom says, "break!  We're gonna be millionaires!"

  ........So did they end up millionaires