Well, they say they come in three's... But my list is up to 7!
On way to work this morning, I noticed that something seemed funny on the motorway. The car suddenly feels like it's running on 60psi in each tyre - I can feel every bump or catseye in the motorway, whereas it used to waft over them.
I also noticed that from 65mph+ there's a droning noise, which seems to stop once I lift off the accellerator (I've had this before, but it stopped, and now for some unexplained reason it's started again???

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Sometimes, if I put it into 5th gear at 15mph for example, there's a bit of a judder (like a slight miss-fire?), but then it picks up fine. It used to pull away from 15mph in 5th gear just fine and dandy.
If I floor it in 2nd gear, it doesn't seem to have anywhere near the urgency it used to have - no miss-firing or anything, and it revs freely enough - it just feels like it's get-up-and-go has got-up-and-gone... (over 3k rpm, it used to give me a right shove in the back, but alas this is no more

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A couple of weeks ago, the driver's side exhaust pipe that goes into the back-box sheared off. I "repaired" it for the time being with that Gun Gum kit that supposidly will get your car through an MOT (just as an emergency measure really). But now the other side has gone

My EML came on the day before yesterday with the dreaded 0420 and 0430 codes (after having the codes reset, and running on nothing but Shell petrol)
And to top things off, I just went to get a CD out of my car, and within the last hour, some scrote has taken it upon themselves to key the side of my car!!

Talk about a bad couple of days...
If anybody has any advice, it'd be gratefully appreciated...