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Doctor, What is it
« on: 27 November 2007, 13:49:41 »
A new bride went to her doctor for a check up. Lacking knowledge of the male
anatomy, she asked the doctor "What's that thing hanging between my husbands
legs?"

The doctor replies "We call that the penis."

The new bride then asks "What's that reddish/purple thing on the end of the
penis?"

The doctor replies "We call that the head of the penis."

The bride then asks "What are those 2 round things about 15 inches from the
head of the penis?"

The doctor replies "Lady, on him I don't know, but on me they're the cheeks
of my arse!"




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Re: Doctor, What is it
« Reply #1 on: 27 November 2007, 14:21:04 »
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A new bride went to her doctor for a check up. Lacking knowledge of the male
anatomy, she asked the doctor "What's that thing hanging between my husbands
legs?"

The doctor replies "We call that the penis."

The new bride then asks "What's that reddish/purple thing on the end of the
penis?"

The doctor replies "We call that the head of the penis."

The bride then asks "What are those 2 round things about 15 inches from the
head of the penis?"

The doctor replies "Lady, on him I don't know, but on me they're the cheeks
of my arse!"






Is that it? ;D
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Re: Doctor, What is it
« Reply #2 on: 27 November 2007, 14:32:25 »
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A new bride went to her doctor for a check up. Lacking knowledge of the male
anatomy, she asked the doctor "What's that thing hanging between my husbands
legs?"

The doctor replies "We call that the penis."

The new bride then asks "What's that reddish/purple thing on the end of the
penis?"

The doctor replies "We call that the head of the penis."

The bride then asks "What are those 2 round things about 15 inches from the
head of the penis?"

The doctor replies "Lady, on him I don't know, but on me they're the cheeks
of my arse!"






Is that it? ;D
To me that's [size=14]massive[/size] :'(
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