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[Jay w]

my current contract is an exchange migration.....boring as hell and has been going on for 2 years so far, only 4000 mailboxes.....

everyday we have a conference call, bores the tears out of me and a few of the lads so we decided to add a bit of spice to it, try and get as many song and album titles into the conference call without anyone noticing it, and as a bonus if you could get someone else to drop one in then that scored you double points.....

I got 15 single and 5 album titles in there, one of the other guys manage a total of 30 titles, we were wetting ourselves.....

Ahhhh, tomorrow's another day, we are doing film titles  

[Paulus]

Now that sounds fun...

Try looking up some obscure words, then challenge your work mates to slip them in to the conversation...without them knowing what the definitions are.

[JamesV6CDX]

we have a competition when talking to customers - how many customers can you slip the words "bin laden" into the conversation

[Paulus]

Have I told you about the irritating tw*t that I have to sit next to? Well, I put together a bingo card with somme of the annoying things that he says and does...the loser has to buy the cakes!!! We do it weekly.

[Crazydad]

Ohh you lot are so wicked

[Taxi_Driver]

Have I told you about the irritating tw*t that I have to sit next to? Well, I put together a bingo card with somme of the annoying things that he says and does...the loser has to buy the cakes!!! We do it weekly.

I remember when i used work in IT ..... i worked in desktop support mainly....which was a different building to the helpdesk, which was great......helpdesk never knew what desktop support was upto  

The helpdesk used to assign us work.....you used to look at the problem.....think easy peasy or time consuming? ..... time consuming ones were sent back with a message saying 'sorry too busy please reassign'  

This worked well....as the jobs got reassigned and bounced back until they ended up on a blokes screen called Ron.....that nobody liked much   Ron never sussed what we doing.....so he ended up with all the probs that took ages to fix  

Which left the rest of team plenty of time to surf the web and still achieve our personal fix quota  

Even the team leader knew what we were doing  

Ron rarely came down the pub with us lunchtimes.......he was toooo busy