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Martin_1962

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Re: Escaped Chipmunk
« Reply #15 on: 15 November 2007, 19:43:53 »
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The little boy has escaped. He got out of the mail run into the doorway section, but could not get back.

I went in then a child screamed, panicked the chip and he scarpered.

Currently around our garden or next door, told the neighbours so the cats are out now >:(

If a cat kills our chipmunk next door will lose their cats >:(

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You mustn't blame the cats though, they're only following instinct...  :-[

They haven't been let out all week, now today after I tell her we have had a CM escape they get let out.

Might get Sue to let out the biggest rabbit - who can be viscious.
How do you know ::)

Fighting other animals when it got out of its hutch
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Re: Escaped Chipmunk
« Reply #16 on: 15 November 2007, 21:34:28 »
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....or Herons even.....dont get storks in the UK generaly.

There are far to many cats around these days, I guess they are the lazy persons pet.

I don't know anything about disposing of Herons  ::)

Use exploding carp!
Or try replacing your carp with a 250lb Wels Catfish ( which have been known to take swimming dogs) and it's goodnight Vienna Herons and cats :o
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Re: Escaped Chipmunk
« Reply #17 on: 15 November 2007, 22:15:23 »
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Cats are vermin, bludgen them to death anyway....
If I lived near you, I'd have loads of cats, just so they would crap in your garden ;D
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« Reply #18 on: 15 November 2007, 22:16:18 »
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Cats are vermin, bludgen them to death anyway....
If I lived near you, I'd have loads of cats, just so they would crap in your garden ;D

I offer a free washing service for all the local cats....but you already know that :y
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« Reply #19 on: 15 November 2007, 22:17:03 »
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....or Herons even.....dont get storks in the UK generaly.

There are far to many cats around these days, I guess they are the lazy persons pet.

I don't know anything about disposing of Herons  ::)

Use exploding carp!
Or try replacing your carp with a 250lb Wels Catfish ( which have been known to take swimming dogs) and it's goodnight Vienna Herons and cats :o

The mother in law has a 3 foot sturgeon in her pond, that has a similar effect, scares the crap out of cats and herons!
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« Reply #20 on: 15 November 2007, 22:18:54 »
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Cats are vermin, bludgen them to death anyway....
If I lived near you, I'd have loads of cats, just so they would crap in your garden ;D

I offer a free washing service for all the local cats....but you already know that :y
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Knowing my luck, I'd have a cat like the moggie I have now. The bloody thing doesn't like going out  >:(
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Re: Escaped Chipmunk
« Reply #21 on: 15 November 2007, 22:33:55 »
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Knowing my luck, I'd have a cat like the moggie I have now. The bloody thing doesn't like going out

Ah, it's not just ours that's a total breakwit then.  ;D

Ours - sorry, Mrs. KW's seems to prefer to go out when it's persisting down with rain.

It's like a teenager in the morning trying to convince it to get up and stay in the kitchen so I can set the burglar alarm >:(

I keep warning her -  the canal's not that far away, I have a brick and a sack ready >:(

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« Reply #22 on: 15 November 2007, 22:37:30 »
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Knowing my luck, I'd have a cat like the moggie I have now. The bloody thing doesn't like going out

Ah, it's not just ours that's a total breakwit then.  ;D

Ours - sorry, Mrs. KW's seems to prefer to go out when it's persisting down with rain.

It's like a teenager in the morning trying to convince it to get up and stay in the kitchen so I can set the burglar alarm >:(

I keep warning her -  the canal's not that far away, I have a brick and a sack ready >:(

Kevin
Oh other moggie that died last year was like that - as soon as it rained, he'd go out....
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Re: Escaped Chipmunk
« Reply #23 on: 15 November 2007, 22:38:37 »
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Knowing my luck, I'd have a cat like the moggie I have now. The bloody thing doesn't like going out

Ah, it's not just ours that's a total breakwit then.  ;D

Ours - sorry, Mrs. KW's seems to prefer to go out when it's persisting down with rain.

It's like a teenager in the morning trying to convince it to get up and stay in the kitchen so I can set the burglar alarm >:(

I keep warning her -  the canal's not that far away, I have a brick and a sack ready >:(

Kevin

Kevin, the next time the cat winds you up you need to call the Samaritans. Don't do anything foolish. It's no use trying to make the cat feel guilty for the possible consequences of her actions.  ;) ;) ;D
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Re: Escaped Chipmunk
« Reply #24 on: 15 November 2007, 22:41:51 »
The sack's not big enough for me. ::)

It's oooh, about cat sized, I'd say [smiley=evil.gif]

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Re: Escaped Chipmunk
« Reply #25 on: 15 November 2007, 22:42:58 »
I did wonder if the sack and brick were for Mrs KW ;D
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Re: Escaped Chipmunk
« Reply #26 on: 15 November 2007, 23:15:00 »
 I've often considered landmining the gardens, to remove any cats... or indeed children retrieving wayward footballs. I'll put signs up, so emergency services and postmen know not to tread on the grass...
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Re: Escaped Chipmunk
« Reply #27 on: 16 November 2007, 12:53:42 »
No nuts or grapes touched overnight.

No sign of him :'(

Got the posters out now
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Re: Escaped Chipmunk
« Reply #28 on: 16 November 2007, 13:13:33 »
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No nuts or grapes touched overnight.

No sign of him :'(

Got the posters out now

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Re: Escaped Chipmunk
« Reply #29 on: 16 November 2007, 13:27:41 »
Sorry to hear about this, but doesn't sound good :(

Dont know much about chipmunks, can they survive the cold?
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