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Joke of the day.
« on: 17 December 2007, 11:20:05 »
 ::)  A woman phoned her boss in the morning saying that she will not be in to work because she has anal blindness.
Whats that he askes.
she replies "i just cant see my fat ar*e getting out of bed this morning"

"I know, 'll get me coat"
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Re: Joke of the day.
« Reply #1 on: 17 December 2007, 11:23:39 »
A book, bubbles in the bath by Iver windy bottom.
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« Reply #2 on: 17 December 2007, 12:14:39 »
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A book, bubbles in the bath by Iver windy bottom.
Another book, Rusty bedsprings by I.P Knightly
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Re: Joke of the day.
« Reply #3 on: 17 December 2007, 12:53:12 »
Fly Fishing by J.R. H........
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« Reply #4 on: 17 December 2007, 13:58:28 »
'Golden Fountain' by I P Standing.
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Re: Joke of the day.
« Reply #5 on: 17 December 2007, 14:50:07 »
COME ON GUYS YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS, it's taking the pi** ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Joke of the day.
« Reply #6 on: 17 December 2007, 14:50:26 »
...which reminds me of Mr  P. Staker's runaway goose in Hot Fuzz....
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Re: Joke of the day.
« Reply #7 on: 17 December 2007, 16:26:21 »
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::)  A woman phoned her boss in the morning saying that she will not be in to work because she has anal blindness.
Whats that he askes.
she replies "i just cant see my fat ar*e getting out of bed this morning"

"I know, 'll get me coat"

 ;D ;D


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Re: Joke of the day.
« Reply #8 on: 17 December 2007, 18:41:21 »
How to succeed at burgalry... by Robin Banks


Oh god, it gets worse
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« Reply #9 on: 17 December 2007, 18:45:33 »
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How to succeed at burgalry... by Robin Banks


Oh god, it gets worse
Many years ago we had a Buyer whose name was Robin Bank that worked for one of our Customers! :D
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