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Martin_1962

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Our useless postman
« on: 18 December 2007, 13:29:51 »

He fills in the noone at home forms then drive back with a full load.

I am sure he sneaks up onto the parking area.

He fills the forms in before getting out of the van, quietly stalks to the door (I bet he hides behind bins ect) and puts the form through quietly so noone can hear him.

Normally my wife catches him. makes him get the parcel and he bins the form very unhappily.

So tonight after work I have to do he lazy gits job and pick the stuff up myself from the sorting office.

What happened to pride in your job >:(
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Re: Our useless postman
« Reply #1 on: 18 December 2007, 13:48:08 »

  I think it went the way of the Dodo ::) ;D.
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STMO123

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Re: Our useless postman
« Reply #2 on: 18 December 2007, 13:52:05 »

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He fills in the noone at home forms then drive back with a full load.

I am sure he sneaks up onto the parking area.

He fills the forms in before getting out of the van, quietly stalks to the door (I bet he hides behind bins ect) and puts the form through quietly so noone can hear him.

Normally my wife catches him. makes him get the parcel and he bins the form very unhappily.

So tonight after work I have to do he lazy gits job and pick the stuff up myself from the sorting office.

What happened to pride in your job >:(

Lost in the post
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Re: Our useless postman
« Reply #3 on: 18 December 2007, 13:53:36 »

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He fills in the noone at home forms then drive back with a full load.

I am sure he sneaks up onto the parking area.

He fills the forms in before getting out of the van, quietly stalks to the door (I bet he hides behind bins ect) and puts the form through quietly so noone can hear him.

Normally my wife catches him. makes him get the parcel and he bins the form very unhappily.

So tonight after work I have to do he lazy gits job and pick the stuff up myself from the sorting office.

What happened to pride in your job >:(

Lost in the post

        ;D ;D ;D.
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Re: Our useless postman
« Reply #4 on: 18 December 2007, 14:04:32 »

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He fills in the noone at home forms then drive back with a full load.

I am sure he sneaks up onto the parking area.

He fills the forms in before getting out of the van, quietly stalks to the door (I bet he hides behind bins ect) and puts the form through quietly so noone can hear him.

Normally my wife catches him. makes him get the parcel and he bins the form very unhappily.

So tonight after work I have to do he lazy gits job and pick the stuff up myself from the sorting office.

What happened to pride in your job >:(

Lost in the post

        ;D ;D ;D.

Don't encourage him.  ;)
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Re: Our useless postman
« Reply #5 on: 18 December 2007, 14:06:47 »

My postmans a good lad, if im not in he puts my smaller parcels in the meter cupboard and the larger parcels under the stack of patio chairs. I will be giving him a fiver this year for a pint :)
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Re: Our useless postman
« Reply #6 on: 18 December 2007, 14:07:40 »

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He fills in the noone at home forms then drive back with a full load.

I am sure he sneaks up onto the parking area.

He fills the forms in before getting out of the van, quietly stalks to the door (I bet he hides behind bins ect) and puts the form through quietly so noone can hear him.

Normally my wife catches him. makes him get the parcel and he bins the form very unhappily.

So tonight after work I have to do he lazy gits job and pick the stuff up myself from the sorting office.

What happened to pride in your job >:(

I've cought one of my old posties doing that too. Lazy turd didn't want to carry the parcels with him.
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Re: Our useless postman
« Reply #7 on: 18 December 2007, 14:22:14 »

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My postmans a good lad, if im not in he puts my smaller parcels in the meter cupboard and the larger parcels under the stack of patio chairs. I will be giving him a fiver this year for a pint :)


If I'm ever in the area, I may leave a small "parcel" in your meter cupboard. Be a nice surprise when you get home. ;D
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Re: Our useless postman
« Reply #8 on: 18 December 2007, 15:09:40 »

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My postmans a good lad, if im not in he puts my smaller parcels in the meter cupboard and the larger parcels under the stack of patio chairs. I will be giving him a fiver this year for a pint :)


If I'm ever in the area, I may leave a small "parcel" in your meter cupboard. Be a nice surprise when you get home. ;D
Ive heard you've only got a small package ;D
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Re: Our useless postman
« Reply #9 on: 18 December 2007, 16:37:13 »

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He fills in the noone at home forms then drive back with a full load.

I am sure he sneaks up onto the parking area.

He fills the forms in before getting out of the van, quietly stalks to the door (I bet he hides behind bins ect) and puts the form through quietly so noone can hear him.

Normally my wife catches him. makes him get the parcel and he bins the form very unhappily.

So tonight after work I have to do he lazy gits job and pick the stuff up myself from the sorting office.

What happened to pride in your job >:(

there's only me who posts parcels correctly and patiently then!! :D
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« Reply #10 on: 18 December 2007, 17:58:53 »

I had 3 cards this week and the rather things had been opened, no doubt someone looking for xmas money in them.

Barsteward, he aint out regular one either.

 >:( >:( >:(
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« Reply #11 on: 18 December 2007, 18:12:08 »

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I had 3 cards this week and the rather things had been opened, no doubt someone looking for xmas money in them.

Barsteward, he aint out regular one either.

 >:( >:( >:(

formal complaint!!
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« Reply #12 on: 18 December 2007, 18:12:35 »

not all posties are crap. we had a card to pick up a parcel during the week and i kept forgeting to go down for it.

had a knock on the door sunday morning and the postie's standing there with the parcel for us :)
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« Reply #13 on: 18 December 2007, 18:13:31 »

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I had 3 cards this week and the rather things had been opened, no doubt someone looking for xmas money in them.

Barsteward, he aint out regular one either.

 >:( >:( >:(

formal complaint!!

Do you know what mate, i cannot be bothered, complained in the past to no avail, i have informed all the family not to send any money by post.
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« Reply #14 on: 18 December 2007, 18:51:54 »

I work different hours each month and I send a timesheet to payroll with my total for the month. I am fed up with the inadequate internal mail, so I send it by special delivery (£4:30). Payroll rang me last month to ask if I had included anything else other than my timesheet as the envelope had been opened.

What more can I do? Makes me sick.
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