Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Chopsdad]

What's the most random comment you've heard or said this week?

I'll start you off.....

One of my team dyed her hair blond today.......

Another one said " I thought you fancied Paul and he only likes girls with brown hair"

My reply " That's no problem, now she has both"

Penny took a while to drop for some...........................

[STMO123]

I went into a card shop today. There was a queue right around the store with one person serving. I couldn't resist it. " It's like Northern Rock in here" Made a few smile.

[Revokev]

i was on a plane which had just touched down at manchester airport when everyone started clapping and congratulating the pilot on a good landing,I piped up(a little too loud ,me thinks)
HANG ON WE HAVEN'T STOPPED YET

SILENCE

[miggy]

There is a no smoking ban at work in certain areas, i had a ciggy in my mouth but it was not lit, the security guy came up to me and said, "no smoking" I said "I aint smoking" he said "you have a fag in your mouth" i said "i am wearing trainers but i aint running"

[Andy B]

There is a no smoking ban at work in certain areas, i had a ciggy in my mouth but it was not lit, the security guy came up to me and said, "no smoking" I said "I aint smoking" he said "you have a fag in your mouth" i said "i am wearing trainers but i aint running"