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[Crazydad]

Happy New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies

   1.

      I will try to figure out why I *really* need 7 e-mail addresses.
   2.

      I will stop sending e-mail to my wife.
   3.

      I resolve to work with neglected children—my own.
   4.

      I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.
   5.

      I resolve to back up my 10GB hard drive daily...well, once a week...okay, monthly then...or maybe...
   6.

      I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet.
   7.

      When I hear "Where do you want to go today?" I won’t reply "MS Tech Support."
   8.

      I will read the manual.
   9.

      I will think of a password other than "password."
  10.

      I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning.

[miggy]

Happy New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies

   1.

      I will try to figure out why I *really* need 7 e-mail addresses.
   2.

      I will stop sending e-mail to my wife.
   3.

      I resolve to work with neglected children—my own.
   4.

      I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.
   5.

      I resolve to back up my 10GB hard drive daily...well, once a week...okay, monthly then...or maybe...
   6.

      I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet.
   7.

      When I hear "Where do you want to go today?" I won’t reply "MS Tech Support."
   8.

      I will read the manual.
   9.

      I will think of a password other than "password."
  10.

      I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning.

YOU FORGOT ONE.

And i promise to send Pete (Miggy) a few boxes of mince pies next year with a bottle of snaps

[amigov6]

 :)Total opposite for me. I should resolve to open my e-mail occasionally then not moan when i finally do & have to delete pages of 'em.
    Apparently i'm a tinker for leaving my mobile at home when i go to work or taking it to work then leaving it in the truck all w'end even though i've realized but can't be arsed to go back for it(5mins drive & i've got a yard key) I've also let the battery run out & not noticed for 2 days. Worst is it rings but i can't be arsed to answer it, i mean you don't have to do you?

[Crazydad]

Happy New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies

   1.

      I will try to figure out why I *really* need 7 e-mail addresses.
   2.

      I will stop sending e-mail to my wife.
   3.

      I resolve to work with neglected children—my own.
   4.

      I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.
   5.

      I resolve to back up my 10GB hard drive daily...well, once a week...okay, monthly then...or maybe...
   6.

      I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet.
   7.

      When I hear "Where do you want to go today?" I won’t reply "MS Tech Support."
   8.

      I will read the manual.
   9.

      I will think of a password other than "password."
  10.

      I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning.

YOU FORGOT ONE.

And i promise to send Pete (Miggy) a few boxes of mince pies next year with a bottle of snaps

sorry pete, send me your address and i´ll get a bottle of Fire water to you

[miggy]

Happy New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies

   1.

      I will try to figure out why I *really* need 7 e-mail addresses.
   2.

      I will stop sending e-mail to my wife.
   3.

      I resolve to work with neglected children—my own.
   4.

      I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.
   5.

      I resolve to back up my 10GB hard drive daily...well, once a week...okay, monthly then...or maybe...
   6.

      I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet.
   7.

      When I hear "Where do you want to go today?" I won’t reply "MS Tech Support."
   8.

      I will read the manual.
   9.

      I will think of a password other than "password."
  10.

      I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning.

YOU FORGOT ONE.

And i promise to send Pete (Miggy) a few boxes of mince pies next year with a bottle of snaps

sorry pete, send me your address and i´ll get a bottle of Fire water to you

I used to drink a lot of the snaps when i was posted over there