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[amigov6]

Little lad sits down at the table for his tea. Mum says,
   "No tea 'til you've done your chores, go feed the chickens & pigs"
So off he stomps muttering under his breath.
  All done he sits back @ the table & Mum gives him half a plate of chips & some bread & butter. "Where's my egg & bacon?" he asks.
  Mum says " i saw you kick the chickens so no eggs for you. I saw you kick the pigs so no bacon either".
   Dad walks in, smirks at his son, gives Mum a slap on the bum & a loving kiss on the neck.
    "Your luck's out too" she says " i just saw you kick the cat!" 8-)

[JamesV6CDX]

Little lad sits down at the table for his tea. Mum says,
   "No tea 'til you've done your chores, go feed the chickens & pigs"
So off he stomps muttering under his breath.
  All done he sits back @ the table & Mum gives him half a plate of chips & some bread & butter. "Where's my egg & bacon?" he asks.
  Mum says " i saw you kick the chickens so no eggs for you. I saw you kick the pigs so no bacon either".
   Dad walks in, smirks at his son, gives Mum a slap on the bum & a loving kiss on the neck.
    "Your luck's out too" she says " i just saw you kick the cat!" 8-)

[Del Boy]

Lol

[sluggi]

Wife still not got it

[maria]

I did lol