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[thewelshman]

One winter morning a husband and wife in northern  Ireland were
listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer  Say,
"We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your
car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the Snowplows can get
through." So the good wife went out and moved  her car. A week later
while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are
expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today.

You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the
snowplows can get through." The good wife went out and moved  her car
again. The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio
announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today.  You
must park...." Then there was a power cut. The good wife was very
upset, and with a worried look on her face she said,  "Honey, I don't
know what to do. Which side of the street do I  need to park on so the
snowplows can get through?" With the love and understanding in his voice
that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied,
"Why don't you Just leave it in the garage this time."
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[Baron Von Spongebob]

One winter morning a husband and wife in northern  Ireland were
listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer  Say,
"We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your
car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the Snowplows can get
through." So the good wife went out and moved  her car. A week later
while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are
expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today.

You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the
snowplows can get through." The good wife went out and moved  her car
again. The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio
announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today.  You
must park...." Then there was a power cut. The good wife was very
upset, and with a worried look on her face she said,  "Honey, I don't
know what to do. Which side of the street do I  need to park on so the
snowplows can get through?" With the love and understanding in his voice
that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied,
"Why don't you Just leave it in the garage this time."
--

 

[sluggi]

excellent  

[maria]

 [smiley=grin.gif] [smiley=grin.gif] good un