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miggy

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oh dear
« on: 21 January 2008, 21:33:13 »

I get on quite well with my neighbour but earlier today i ask him if he could cut back one of his plants in his garden, its a tall greeny, yellow thing and it is next to my fence.

I went out this morning and due to the winds we have had, this plant has shed all its very tiny yellow pettles all over my rather miggy, its happened a few times, but this morning the car was covered, all my water run offs were blocked, the pettles had stuck to the paint work, what a rather mess..........now i aint one to fly off the handle ;D ;D but when he gave me a bit of verbal because i asked him to cut it back i went on one >:( >:( >:(........basically he has till the weekend to sort it or i will be cutting it back and throwing the stems over his fence  

 >:( >:( >:(
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Re: oh dear
« Reply #1 on: 21 January 2008, 21:37:31 »

Get a bit of Parafin around the roots, that should sort the problem out ::)
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« Reply #2 on: 21 January 2008, 21:38:04 »

Thats nothing mate, my neighbour has a poxy cat that leaves its dirty paw prints all over my car, usually just after I've washed it! Wonder if he'd mind cutting its legs off, maybe I should ask.  ;D
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Re: oh dear
« Reply #3 on: 21 January 2008, 21:40:04 »

One word answer.....

Chainsaw.   ;)
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« Reply #4 on: 21 January 2008, 21:41:01 »

this subject was a fight reason between more than 3
couple neighbours here..

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stay calm..Ask him to do it more than once and try to convince them.

if not,  do it when they are not at home silently and dont throw any

stuff in their garden because they will accept this as a declaration of

war..And behave them nice ;)



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Re: oh dear
« Reply #5 on: 21 January 2008, 21:44:36 »

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this subject was a fight reason between more than 3
couple neighbours here..

So
stay calm..Ask him to do it more than once and try to convince them.

if not,  do it when they are not at home silently and dont throw any

stuff in their garden because they will accept this as a declaration of

war..And behave them nice ;)




I am led to belive that if i put the stems in his garden he cannot attempt to prosicute me as i would have give him them back :question :question..i will chat to him again before i do any cutting..but i will not stand for the car being covered in these rather things.

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Re: oh dear
« Reply #6 on: 21 January 2008, 21:47:18 »

Not so sure about Englandshire but my understanding up this neck of the woods is (please check before doing) that if its on your side of the fence, its yours.  

Can really hack the owner off if he ends up with an apple tree shaped like a cheese wedge approximately 25 foot tall.........
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Re: oh dear
« Reply #7 on: 21 January 2008, 21:48:58 »

You are allowed to trim any overhang on your side of the fence so long as you give him the cut offs back ;)
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Re: oh dear
« Reply #8 on: 21 January 2008, 21:50:04 »

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Not so sure about Englandshire but my understanding up this neck of the woods is (please check before doing) that if its on your side of the fence, its yours.  
Can really hack the owner off if he ends up with an apple tree shaped like a cheese wedge approximately 25 foot tall.........


same here..but being lawfully right dont mean you will not get into trouble..
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Re: oh dear
« Reply #9 on: 21 January 2008, 21:51:23 »

yeah, i understood (maybe misunderstood) that if the branches are over your garden and the trunk/root is in theirs, you can cut it and throw the off cuts over.
Not sure what happens if it dies as a result of your "trimming" though!

oh yeah, and dont hold me to that one!
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« Reply #10 on: 21 January 2008, 21:51:58 »

Just checked it out on the web..........I can cut but have to give him the stems back.
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« Reply #11 on: 21 January 2008, 21:52:02 »

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this subject was a fight reason between more than 3
couple neighbours here..

So
stay calm..Ask him to do it more than once and try to convince them.

if not,  do it when they are not at home silently and dont throw any

stuff in their garden because they will accept this as a declaration of

war..And behave them nice ;)




I am led to belive that if i put the stems in his garden he cannot attempt to prosicute me as i would have give him them back :question :question..i will chat to him again before i do any cutting..but i will not stand for the car being covered in these rather things.



Really try peace first..you will be the winner :y
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Re: oh dear
« Reply #12 on: 21 January 2008, 21:53:52 »

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this subject was a fight reason between more than 3
couple neighbours here..

So
stay calm..Ask him to do it more than once and try to convince them.

if not,  do it when they are not at home silently and dont throw any

stuff in their garden because they will accept this as a declaration of

war..And behave them nice ;)




I am led to belive that if i put the stems in his garden he cannot attempt to prosicute me as i would have give him them back :question :question..i will chat to him again before i do any cutting..but i will not stand for the car being covered in these rather things.



Really try peace first..you will be the winner :y

You are quite right cem........ :y
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Re: oh dear
« Reply #13 on: 21 January 2008, 22:33:00 »

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Thats nothing mate, my neighbour has a poxy cat that leaves its dirty paw prints all over my car, usually just after I've washed it! Wonder if he'd mind cutting its legs off, maybe I should ask.  ;D
 

All over my garden & when i catch it, it'll be wearing it's A£SE for a neck >:( >:( >:( >:(
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Re: oh dear
« Reply #14 on: 21 January 2008, 22:36:20 »

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Thats nothing mate, my neighbour has a poxy cat that leaves its dirty paw prints all over my car, usually just after I've washed it! Wonder if he'd mind cutting its legs off, maybe I should ask.  ;D
Try a bit of paraffin around the cat!!
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