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[hotel21]

Thats nothing mate, my neighbour has a poxy cat that leaves its dirty paw prints all over my car, usually just after I've washed it! Wonder if he'd mind cutting its legs off, maybe I should ask.  

 

All over my garden & when i catch it, it'll be wearing it's A£SE for a neck

part number 93170402 required.

Much less than a litre needed so should last a while (unless your HBV is leaking......)  

[waspy]

Thats nothing mate, my neighbour has a poxy cat that leaves its dirty paw prints all over my car, usually just after I've washed it! Wonder if he'd mind cutting its legs off, maybe I should ask.  

Try a bit of paraffin around the cat!!

How do make a cat go woof?  

[hotel21]

Thats nothing mate, my neighbour has a poxy cat that leaves its dirty paw prints all over my car, usually just after I've washed it! Wonder if he'd mind cutting its legs off, maybe I should ask.  

Try a bit of paraffin around the cat!!

How do make a cat go woof?  

soak it in lighter fluid and set a match to it.....

[Vamps]

Thats nothing mate, my neighbour has a poxy cat that leaves its dirty paw prints all over my car, usually just after I've washed it! Wonder if he'd mind cutting its legs off, maybe I should ask.  

Try a bit of paraffin around the cat!!

How do make a cat go woof?  

soak it in lighter fluid and set a match to it.....

I will be sending my 7 year old daughter round to sort you out. I get 'fined' 50p if I am nasty to the cat, under our 'naughty word rule'
 
£1.00 if I am nasty to mummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hotel21]

Thats nothing mate, my neighbour has a poxy cat that leaves its dirty paw prints all over my car, usually just after I've washed it! Wonder if he'd mind cutting its legs off, maybe I should ask.  

Try a bit of paraffin around the cat!!

How do make a cat go woof?  

soak it in lighter fluid and set a match to it.....

I will be sending my 7 year old daughter round to sort you out. I get 'fined' 50p if I am nasty to the cat, under our 'naughty word rule'
 
£1.00 if I am nasty to mummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Only time that would be a problem is when the 7 year old catches Daddy at it, so to speak......  

When you get to a certain age, you get to be sneaky.....  

[miggy]

Thats nothing mate, my neighbour has a poxy cat that leaves its dirty paw prints all over my car, usually just after I've washed it! Wonder if he'd mind cutting its legs off, maybe I should ask.  

Try a bit of paraffin around the cat!!

How do make a cat go woof?  

soak it in lighter fluid and set a match to it.....

I will be sending my 7 year old daughter round to sort you out. I get 'fined' 50p if I am nasty to the cat, under our 'naughty word rule'
 
£1.00 if I am nasty to mummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

are you now skint..

[hotel21]

Thats nothing mate, my neighbour has a poxy cat that leaves its dirty paw prints all over my car, usually just after I've washed it! Wonder if he'd mind cutting its legs off, maybe I should ask.  

Try a bit of paraffin around the cat!!

How do make a cat go woof?  

soak it in lighter fluid and set a match to it.....

I will be sending my 7 year old daughter round to sort you out. I get 'fined' 50p if I am nasty to the cat, under our 'naughty word rule'
 
£1.00 if I am nasty to mummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How about this for revenge??



Just dont let her know you call it a Pussy Sniper.....      

[Vamps]

Thats nothing mate, my neighbour has a poxy cat that leaves its dirty paw prints all over my car, usually just after I've washed it! Wonder if he'd mind cutting its legs off, maybe I should ask.  

Try a bit of paraffin around the cat!!

How do make a cat go woof?  

soak it in lighter fluid and set a match to it.....

I will be sending my 7 year old daughter round to sort you out. I get 'fined' 50p if I am nasty to the cat, under our 'naughty word rule'
 
£1.00 if I am nasty to mummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How about this for revenge??



Just dont let her know you call it a Pussy Sniper.....      

Looks good to me, I will show her tomorrow.

[hotel21]

Thats nothing mate, my neighbour has a poxy cat that leaves its dirty paw prints all over my car, usually just after I've washed it! Wonder if he'd mind cutting its legs off, maybe I should ask.  

Try a bit of paraffin around the cat!!

How do make a cat go woof?  

soak it in lighter fluid and set a match to it.....

I will be sending my 7 year old daughter round to sort you out. I get 'fined' 50p if I am nasty to the cat, under our 'naughty word rule'
 
£1.00 if I am nasty to mummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How about this for revenge??



Just dont let her know you call it a Pussy Sniper.....      

Looks good to me, I will show her tomorrow.

...... and don't think of robbing my normal avatar!!        

[CaptainZok]

Thats nothing mate, my neighbour has a poxy cat that leaves its dirty paw prints all over my car, usually just after I've washed it! Wonder if he'd mind cutting its legs off, maybe I should ask.  

Try a bit of paraffin around the cat!!

How do make a cat go woof?  

soak it in lighter fluid and set a match to it.....

I will be sending my 7 year old daughter round to sort you out. I get 'fined' 50p if I am nasty to the cat, under our 'naughty word rule'
 
£1.00 if I am nasty to mummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How about this for revenge??



Just dont let her know you call it a Pussy Sniper.....      

Looks good to me, I will show her tomorrow.

...... and don't think of robbing my normal avatar!!        

Speaking of avatars, is that how you guys pass the big car keeping the revs down?

[hotel21]

Thats nothing mate, my neighbour has a poxy cat that leaves its dirty paw prints all over my car, usually just after I've washed it! Wonder if he'd mind cutting its legs off, maybe I should ask.  

Try a bit of paraffin around the cat!!

How do make a cat go woof?  

soak it in lighter fluid and set a match to it.....

I will be sending my 7 year old daughter round to sort you out. I get 'fined' 50p if I am nasty to the cat, under our 'naughty word rule'
 
£1.00 if I am nasty to mummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How about this for revenge??



Just dont let her know you call it a Pussy Sniper.....      

Looks good to me, I will show her tomorrow.

...... and don't think of robbing my normal avatar!!        

Speaking of avatars, is that how you guys pass the big car keeping the revs down?

it builds the forearms......

after the legs get a turn....

[Vamps]

Thats nothing mate, my neighbour has a poxy cat that leaves its dirty paw prints all over my car, usually just after I've washed it! Wonder if he'd mind cutting its legs off, maybe I should ask.  

Try a bit of paraffin around the cat!!

How do make a cat go woof?  

soak it in lighter fluid and set a match to it.....

I will be sending my 7 year old daughter round to sort you out. I get 'fined' 50p if I am nasty to the cat, under our 'naughty word rule'
 
£1.00 if I am nasty to mummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How about this for revenge??



Just dont let her know you call it a Pussy Sniper.....      

Looks good to me, I will show her tomorrow.

...... and don't think of robbing my normal avatar!!        

Speaking of avatars, is that how you guys pass the big car keeping the revs down?

Believe me. I would not know how! like it though.  

[CaptainZok]

Thats nothing mate, my neighbour has a poxy cat that leaves its dirty paw prints all over my car, usually just after I've washed it! Wonder if he'd mind cutting its legs off, maybe I should ask.  

Try a bit of paraffin around the cat!!

How do make a cat go woof?  

soak it in lighter fluid and set a match to it.....

I will be sending my 7 year old daughter round to sort you out. I get 'fined' 50p if I am nasty to the cat, under our 'naughty word rule'
 
£1.00 if I am nasty to mummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How about this for revenge??



Just dont let her know you call it a Pussy Sniper.....      

Looks good to me, I will show her tomorrow.

...... and don't think of robbing my normal avatar!!        

Speaking of avatars, is that how you guys pass the big car keeping the revs down?

it builds the forearms......

after the legs get a turn....

No wonder you lot think throwing tree trunks around is a sport.

[Vamps]

Thats nothing mate, my neighbour has a poxy cat that leaves its dirty paw prints all over my car, usually just after I've washed it! Wonder if he'd mind cutting its legs off, maybe I should ask.  

Try a bit of paraffin around the cat!!

How do make a cat go woof?  

soak it in lighter fluid and set a match to it.....

I will be sending my 7 year old daughter round to sort you out. I get 'fined' 50p if I am nasty to the cat, under our 'naughty word rule'
 
£1.00 if I am nasty to mummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Only time that would be a problem is when the 7 year old catches Daddy at it, so to speak......  
When you get to a certain age, you get to be sneaky.....  

If only

I think I may be at that certain age

[MikeDundee]

Well have you chopped it down yet , cut the overhanging bits off, was it covered in leaf this morning , are you selling the hoose an moving to someplace nice like Scotland