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[MikeDundee]

Whilst walking out of the BP shop after buying some ciggies, she was at the side of a car at the pumps when i went into the shop, and followed the customer in, as I'm walking out she asks if I have any spare money I say no, she says but can you do me a favour, i said I don't do favours, she says look I can give you a b**w j*b or h*8d j*b for some spare change, I said no thnks I am happily married, she apologised and that was that, got round the corner a bloke approached and asid you got a spare ciigy, no I rather have'nt, sure both where a team, and if I had taken her up on the offer, when you can imagine

[Elite Pete]

Whilst walking out of the BP shop after buying some ciggies, she was at the side of a car at the pumps when i went into the shop, and followed the customer in, as I'm walking out she asks if I have any spare money I say no, she says but can you do me a favour, i said I don't do favours, she says look I can give you a b**w j*b or h*8d j*b for some spare change, I said no thnks I am happily married, she apologised and that was that, got round the corner a bloke approached and asid you got a spare ciigy, no I rather have'nt, sure both where a team, and if I had taken her up on the offer, when you can imagine

I would have said why would I pay for something I can do for myself

[dbug]

Whilst walking out of the BP shop after buying some ciggies, she was at the side of a car at the pumps when i went into the shop, and followed the customer in, as I'm walking out she asks if I have any spare money I say no, she says but can you do me a favour, i said I don't do favours, she says look I can give you a b**w j*b or h*8d j*b for some spare change, I said no thnks I am happily married, she apologised and that was that, got round the corner a bloke approached and asid you got a spare ciigy, no I rather have'nt, sure both where a team, and if I had taken her up on the offer, when you can imagine

Did she offer to take her teeth out?

[MikeDundee]

Whilst walking out of the BP shop after buying some ciggies, she was at the side of a car at the pumps when i went into the shop, and followed the customer in, as I'm walking out she asks if I have any spare money I say no, she says but can you do me a favour, i said I don't do favours, she says look I can give you a b**w j*b or h*8d j*b for some spare change, I said no thnks I am happily married, she apologised and that was that, got round the corner a bloke approached and asid you got a spare ciigy, no I rather have'nt, sure both where a team, and if I had taken her up on the offer, when you can imagine

I would have said why would I pay for something I can do for myself

I'll just nip back down there and see if she's still there

[Entwood]

Methinks you would have been in serious bother if you had accepted her offers .....

Just what are these idiots palying at ?? Should be locked away.

[miggy]

Whilst walking out of the BP shop after buying some ciggies, she was at the side of a car at the pumps when i went into the shop, and followed the customer in, as I'm walking out she asks if I have any spare money I say no, she says but can you do me a favour, i said I don't do favours, she says look I can give you a b**w j*b or h*8d j*b for some spare change, I said no thnks I am happily married, she apologised and that was that, got round the corner a bloke approached and asid you got a spare ciigy, no I rather have'nt, sure both where a team, and if I had taken her up on the offer, when you can imagine

Yeh...it would have cost you a ciggy and your small change.


saved your bacon there mate by walking away.

[shyboy]

Whilst walking out of the BP shop after buying some ciggies, she was at the side of a car at the pumps when i went into the shop, and followed the customer in, as I'm walking out she asks if I have any spare money I say no, she says but can you do me a favour, i said I don't do favours, she says look I can give you a b**w j*b or h*8d j*b for some spare change, I said no thnks I am happily married, she apologised and that was that, got round the corner a bloke approached and asid you got a spare ciigy, no I rather have'nt, sure both where a team, and if I had taken her up on the offer, when you can imagine

I would have said why would I pay for something I can do for myself

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A b**w j*b? Are you sure?

[Elite Pete]

Whilst walking out of the BP shop after buying some ciggies, she was at the side of a car at the pumps when i went into the shop, and followed the customer in, as I'm walking out she asks if I have any spare money I say no, she says but can you do me a favour, i said I don't do favours, she says look I can give you a b**w j*b or h*8d j*b for some spare change, I said no thnks I am happily married, she apologised and that was that, got round the corner a bloke approached and asid you got a spare ciigy, no I rather have'nt, sure both where a team, and if I had taken her up on the offer, when you can imagine

Yeh...it would have cost you a ciggy and your small change.


saved your bacon there mate by walking away.

Or sausage  

[JamesV6CDX]

I have had some VERY interesting propositions in Cardiff (obviously said no to all!) ... but... not sure I should post here  

[dbug]

I have had some VERY interesting propositions in Cardiff (obviously said no to all!) ... but... not sure I should post here  

Anything to do with sheep?

[JamesV6CDX]

I have had some VERY interesting propositions in Cardiff (obviously said no to all!) ... but... not sure I should post here  

Anything to do with sheep?

No.. but......


Have you driven through the Docks / Splott to Grangetown Area after about 9pm?  

[dbug]

I have had some VERY interesting propositions in Cardiff (obviously said no to all!) ... but... not sure I should post here  

Anything to do with sheep?

No.. but......


Have you driven through the Docks / Splott to Grangetown Area after about 9pm?  

NFL !

[MikeDundee]

Whilst walking out of the BP shop after buying some ciggies, she was at the side of a car at the pumps when i went into the shop, and followed the customer in, as I'm walking out she asks if I have any spare money I say no, she says but can you do me a favour, i said I don't do favours, she says look I can give you a b**w j*b or h*8d j*b for some spare change, I said no thnks I am happily married, she apologised and that was that, got round the corner a bloke approached and asid you got a spare ciigy, no I rather have'nt, sure both where a team, and if I had taken her up on the offer, when you can imagine

Did she offer to take her teeth out?

She was taller than me, wearing camo type hippy gear, bandana, white, and her teath looked fine

[MikeDundee]

Whilst walking out of the BP shop after buying some ciggies, she was at the side of a car at the pumps when i went into the shop, and followed the customer in, as I'm walking out she asks if I have any spare money I say no, she says but can you do me a favour, i said I don't do favours, she says look I can give you a b**w j*b or h*8d j*b for some spare change, I said no thnks I am happily married, she apologised and that was that, got round the corner a bloke approached and asid you got a spare ciigy, no I rather have'nt, sure both where a team, and if I had taken her up on the offer, when you can imagine

I would have said why would I pay for something I can do for myself

[/highlight]

A b**w j*b? Are you sure?

You have'nt met Pete then, he always carries string with him , now i know why

[miggy]

I have had some VERY interesting propositions in Cardiff (obviously said no to all!) ... but... not sure I should post here  

Anything to do with sheep?

And you need wellies......so i am told.