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waspy

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Three little Pigs
« on: 23 January 2008, 22:13:56 »

The three little pigs went out for dinner.

The waiter came over to take their drinks order.
First little pig says "i'll have a coke"
Second little pig says "i'll have water"
Third little pig says "i want beer, lots & lots of beer"

The waiter comes a little later to take their meal order.
First little pig says "i'll have the steak"
Second little pig says "i'll have the salad"
Third little pig says "i want beer, lots & lots of beer"

The waiter came over even later still to take their sweet order.
First little pig says "i'll have a banana split"
Second little pig says "i'll have ice cream"
Third little pig says "i want beer, lots & lots of beer"

Eventualy the waiter asks the third little pig why he's only had beer on every order? "Well" says the third little pig "someones gotta go wee wee wee all the way home"
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Re: Three little Pigs
« Reply #1 on: 23 January 2008, 22:32:31 »

 :y :y :y And clean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Three little Pigs
« Reply #2 on: 23 January 2008, 22:52:23 »

 :(I hoped the third little pig was gonna start a fight! :( :( :(
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Re: Three little Pigs
« Reply #3 on: 23 January 2008, 23:39:40 »

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:(I hoped the third little pig was gonna start a fight! :( :( :(

He was only a little pig, the fighting don't start till he's a teenager and got his his gang behind him ::)

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Re: Three little Pigs
« Reply #4 on: 24 January 2008, 02:05:03 »

the third little pig reminds me of my bro
  he's a beer monster (lol)
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Re: Three little Pigs
« Reply #5 on: 24 January 2008, 02:50:46 »

Oh dear!
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Re: Three little Pigs
« Reply #6 on: 24 January 2008, 07:37:48 »

[smiley=lolk.gif] me and my son thought that was highly funny  ;D
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