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[zippo]

just looked out of the window to admire my mig and theirs 3 kids Lent on my car,talking amongst them selves. Ive just given them something else to talk about i.e how to remove a mobile phone from where the sun doesn't shine  

[waspy]

just looked out of the window to admire my mig and theirs 3 kids Lent on my car,talking amongst them selves. Ive just given them something else to talk about i.e how to remove a mobile phone from where the sun doesn't shine  

They where probably talking outa their backsides anyway  
Haven't you a garage :question

[Danny]

tis a nice place we live in aint it!  

[zippo]

just looked out of the window to admire my mig and theirs 3 kids Lent on my car,talking amongst them selves. Ive just given them something else to talk about i.e how to remove a mobile phone from where the sun doesn't shine  

They where probably talking outa their backsides anyway  
Haven't you a garage :question

like it
no its parked on the road

[zippo]

your not wrong Danny. They couldn't understand why i was pi$$ed "its
only a car" they said

[Danny]

when you shove a paving slab thru their windscreen in a few years, tell them it's only a car

(edit: i am in no way a juvenile who resorts to stooping to the level of the common thug!)

[Kevin Wood]

your not wrong Danny. They couldn't understand why i was pi$$ed "its
only a car" they said

The won't be saying that when you've run the b'stards down in it!  

Kevin

[waspy]

tis a nice place we live in aint it!  

Must say, where i live is ok, the kids that live close by i known since they where sprogs & they're alright. Some times their ball comes in the garden & i caught 1 trying to scrump my apples, but that's just kids  
I allways make sure the Migs inside at night where she's safe  

[miggy]

just looked out of the window to admire my mig and theirs 3 kids Lent on my car,talking amongst them selves. Ive just given them something else to talk about i.e how to remove a mobile phone from where the sun doesn't shine  

Be careful Zippo, i did something simular, the tinkers came back later with a bag of flour, it went every rather where on the car.
 

[Kieran]

Keep an eye on it they may come back when it is dark to look for their mobile.Not wanting to worry you or that.

[zippo]

just had 1 of the little darlings dads banging on my door "his son is at home very very upset" I give up
Alright i might have ended the conversation with a comment similar to
 if i find a scratch in the daylight he'll be more than up set
  Ican expect a visit from the Police apparently
 ho hum

[Kieran]

Sounds like a really bad day

[waspy]

just had 1 of the little darlings dads banging on my door "his son is at home very very upset" I give up
Alright i might have ended the conversation with a comment similar to
 if i find a scratch in the daylight he'll be more than up set
  Ican expect a visit from the Police apparently
 ho hum

Like father, like son. Here's the backside saga again  

[zippo]

ive just had a chuckle to myself the lad whose very very upset
must be 6.1" .
ive hurt his poor little feelings
              oh bless

[waspy]

ive just had a chuckle to myself the lad whose very very upset
must be 6.1" .
ive hurt his poor little feelings
              oh bless