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An Old Blind Man
« on: 30 January 2008, 20:12:15 »

An old blind man's walking down the road with his guide dog when he comes to a very busy junction.
Standing by the side of the road with cars wizzing past at high speed, he decides he wants to cross, his guide dog however doesn't wait for the lights to change, but instead leads the blind man accross all four lanes.
With cars screeching & swerving every where trying to avoid the two.
The pair fortunately make accross safely.
At the other side the blind man reaches into his pocket to give the dog a biscuit, a passerby notices all the commotion the pair have just caused & asks the blind man "why are you giving your dog a biscuit when he's just nearly gotten you killed?"
"so i can find where his head is so i can kick his ass"
« Last Edit: 30 January 2008, 20:25:39 by waspy »
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Re: An Old Blind Man
« Reply #1 on: 30 January 2008, 20:22:15 »

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: An Old Blind Man
« Reply #2 on: 30 January 2008, 20:26:34 »

Quality ;D
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Re: An Old Blind Man
« Reply #3 on: 30 January 2008, 22:48:27 »

 :y :y :y
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