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waspy

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Fly swattin
« on: 30 January 2008, 19:34:43 »
A women walks into the kitchen & finds her husband running around.
"What are you doing" she asks.
"Swatting flies" he responds
"OH, killed many?" she asks
"Yeh, three males & two females"
"How do you tell what sex they are?"
"Three where on the beer can & the other two where on the phone"
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Re: Fly swattin
« Reply #1 on: 30 January 2008, 19:46:00 »
 ;D ;D
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Re: Fly swattin
« Reply #2 on: 30 January 2008, 19:46:36 »
very good ;D
« Last Edit: 30 January 2008, 19:46:47 by Dazzler »
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Re: Fly swattin
« Reply #3 on: 30 January 2008, 19:53:16 »
This reminds me somethin.. ;D ;D :y
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Re: Fly swattin
« Reply #4 on: 02 February 2008, 00:13:29 »
 :y :y :y
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Re: Fly swattin
« Reply #5 on: 02 February 2008, 00:16:08 »
 ;D ;D :y
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