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Re: thrusdays joke
« Reply #15 on: 07 February 2008, 20:20:25 »
Superb on both counts ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #16 on: 07 February 2008, 20:23:46 »
well,

after a very stressing day I become relax finally :y
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« Reply #17 on: 07 February 2008, 20:27:01 »
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well,

after a very stressing day I become relax finally :y
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Thats good, I get stressed every day cem but this joke did make me lol ;D ;D
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« Reply #18 on: 07 February 2008, 20:48:47 »
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well,

after a very stressing day I become relax finally :y
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Thats good, I get stressed every day cem but this joke did make me lol ;D ;D

everyday :-?

how you handle that ?
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« Reply #19 on: 07 February 2008, 20:50:22 »
the last 3 days I was in stress and today reach the top..Before I enter

the forum was pain in all muscles..
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« Reply #20 on: 07 February 2008, 20:51:30 »
Having kids thats how and the dogs wind me up but i love them to bits and just every day life really
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Re: thrusdays joke
« Reply #21 on: 07 February 2008, 20:55:16 »
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Having kids thats how and the dogs wind me up but i love them to bits and just every day life really

agree i know how you feel. Shane my son has got the terrible twos at three. >:(
And if jester eats one more thing he shouldnt im going to tape it to him! ;D
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Re: thrusdays joke
« Reply #22 on: 07 February 2008, 20:58:15 »
Mine story a bit dfferent..

Trying to take driving license for wife..But the point is , she is foreign..

And the govt.offices are full of **** heads.. When they see she's

foreign try every barrier against us..Dont accept the papers..

Try to find mistakes..And I'm also in govt in a good position but no

way..I fight with many idiots..

   Finally I find a back door and pass the trouble..

But today the neighbour woman have trouble with my wife ,

and started another problem..
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« Reply #23 on: 07 February 2008, 21:05:04 »
Sorry to her that cem but why don't neighbours just leave you alone they have too poke there nose in , i had neighbours that would not just leave me alone and caused no end of trouble for me so in the end i moved back to wales and at the time my husband just left me for a best mate so i now what your going through this world is not a nice place to live in at times
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« Reply #24 on: 07 February 2008, 21:07:37 »
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Sorry to her that cem but why don't neighbours just leave you alone they have too poke there nose in , i had neighbours that would not just leave me alone and caused no end of trouble for me so in the end i moved back to wales and at the time my husband just left me for a best mate so i now what your going through this world is not a nice place to live in at times

Explained very well..
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« Reply #25 on: 07 February 2008, 21:15:32 »
Thanks cem , well this world is going down the toilet would you agree and i wish it wasn't i wish that every one was nice and just get along but no such luck would that happen
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« Reply #26 on: 07 February 2008, 21:18:49 »
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Thanks cem , well this world is going down the toilet would you agree and i wish it wasn't i wish that every one was nice and just get along but no such luck would that happen

completely.. human nature creates the problem I think..
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« Reply #27 on: 07 February 2008, 21:20:52 »
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EIGHT WAYS VODKA IS BETTER FOR YOU THAN A PENIS IS....



1 Vodka is always stiff

2 It doesn't look smaller when it's cold

3 It lasts as long as you want

4 It doesn't poke you in the back in the mornings, demanding attention

5 You don't care how far down your throat goes

6 You can have as many has you like without being easy

7 you can enjoy vodka in front of your mum

8 Vodka is always a pleasure to swallow.

LMAO..........Brill.. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: thrusdays joke
« Reply #28 on: 07 February 2008, 21:33:45 »
I know loads of rude jokes but i'd better not put them on here as i might get into trouble with the admins or mods but we have to have a laugh some times dont we :)
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Re: thrusdays joke
« Reply #29 on: 07 February 2008, 22:28:57 »
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I know loads of rude jokes
Like what? I've never heard 'em.
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