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Blondes
« on: 07 February 2008, 12:29:06 »
A blind man walks into a pub. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"                                                      

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:                                                                            

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight-lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.                                                      

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"                                                                            

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Re: Blondes
« Reply #1 on: 07 February 2008, 12:31:12 »
impressive answer  ;D ;D :y
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Re: Blondes
« Reply #2 on: 07 February 2008, 16:15:52 »
pmsl  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Blondes
« Reply #3 on: 07 February 2008, 17:31:01 »
Absolute quality ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Blondes
« Reply #4 on: 07 February 2008, 17:55:15 »
I dont get it :D

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« Reply #5 on: 07 February 2008, 18:15:58 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Blondes
« Reply #6 on: 07 February 2008, 18:31:19 »
I was in B&Q earlier and found a tin of own brand paint colour..BLONDE

It's not very bright but it's cheap and it spreads easily ;D ;D
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Re: Blondes
« Reply #7 on: 07 February 2008, 18:33:00 »
FOMCL.......Quality. ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Blondes
« Reply #8 on: 07 February 2008, 18:33:45 »
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I was in B&Q earlier and found a tin of own brand paint colour..BLONDE

It's not very bright but it's cheap and it spreads easily ;D ;D

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Blondes
« Reply #9 on: 07 February 2008, 18:36:47 »
Both very funny  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I like blondes :y
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« Reply #10 on: 07 February 2008, 18:40:51 »
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Both very funny  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I like blondes :y



I bet you do lol but all men do ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Blondes
« Reply #11 on: 07 February 2008, 20:26:37 »
Yes but i really like blondes, very much  ;) ;)
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Re: Blondes
« Reply #12 on: 07 February 2008, 20:28:34 »
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I was in B&Q earlier and found a tin of own brand paint colour..BLONDE

It's not very bright but it's cheap and it spreads easily ;D ;D
Good One!! ;D ;D
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Re: Blondes
« Reply #13 on: 08 February 2008, 06:21:14 »
[size=20]Your so dead[/size]

Just wait till I see you

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Re: Blondes
« Reply #14 on: 08 February 2008, 12:22:43 »
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[size=20]Your so dead[/size]

Just wait till I see you

 ::) ::) ::)

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Playing 2 gigs there on 10th & 11th - Sorry! :)













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