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phil her up

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japan's banking crisis
« on: 08 February 2008, 21:14:17 »
 


in case you are not aware of the effect that Northern Rock's problems is having on Japan's banks, I can confirm that Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up, Bonsai Bank is downsizing & cutting its branches and trading in the Kamikaze Bank has ceased after its shares nose dived. At the Karate Bank 500 employees have been given the chop.

Analysts also report that something fishy is happening at the Sushi Bank as customers are getting a raw deal.    





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Re: japan's banking crisis
« Reply #1 on: 08 February 2008, 21:16:51 »
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like it....      :y
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« Reply #2 on: 08 February 2008, 21:20:28 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D  :y
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Re: japan's banking crisis
« Reply #3 on: 08 February 2008, 21:35:03 »
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Re: japan's banking crisis
« Reply #4 on: 08 February 2008, 21:35:55 »
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in case you are not aware of the effect that Northern Rock's problems is having on Japan's banks, I can confirm that Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up, Bonsai Bank is downsizing & cutting its branches and trading in the Kamikaze Bank has ceased after its shares nose dived. At the Karate Bank 500 employees have been given the chop.

Analysts also report that something fishy is happening at the Sushi Bank as customers are getting a raw deal.    

Breaking News:......Samurai Bank are soldiering on following sharp cuts, whilst Ninja Bank are reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.

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Re: japan's banking crisis
« Reply #5 on: 08 February 2008, 21:45:24 »
more breaking news.....The Karaoke bank is  in trouble too but their CEO is keeping tight lipped
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« Reply #6 on: 08 February 2008, 21:59:16 »
Brilliant ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #7 on: 08 February 2008, 22:06:17 »
...and the Sake bank has been liquidated....  :D
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Re: japan's banking crisis
« Reply #8 on: 08 February 2008, 22:50:39 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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