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[phil her up]

Gordon brown is out walking along the riverbank when he slips & falls in, 3 schoolboys see the accident & pull him out of the freezing water. "You saved my life he tells the boys, you must be rewarded what would you like" he asks the first boy, "I want a holiday in disneyland," granted says Brown. The second boy says "I want the latest MP3 player," no problem says Gordon, the 3rd boy pipes up "I want a wheelchair with built in DVD," puzzled gordon says" but youre not disabled" the kid explains when I tell my dad I saved you from drowning I bloody will be

[TheBoy]

I saw the title and though the text would simply read:

Is a idiot

[maria]

love it  

[Debs.]

This test only has one question, but it's a very important one.
Please don't answer it without giving it some serious thought. By giving an honest answer you will be able to test where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you will have to make a decision one way or the other. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.

Please scroll down slowly and consider each line - this is important for the test to work accurately.

You're in Deeside...In the Highlands , to be exact... There is great chaos going on around you, caused by a torrid Altlantic-storm and accompanied by severe flooding.

There are huge masses of water all over and around you.

You are a newspaper photographer and you are caught in the middle of this great, national disaster.

The situation is nearly hopeless.......

You're trying to shoot very impressive photos recording the extant danger.

There are houses and people floating around you, many disappearing into the water.

Nature is showing all its destructive power and is ripping everything away with it.

Suddenly you see a man in the water, he is fighting for his life, trying not to be carried away by the masses of water and mud.

You move closer.

Somehow the man looks familiar.

Suddenly you know who it is - my God!; it's Gordon Brown!

At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him away, forever.

You have two options.

You can save him or you can take the best photo of your life.

So, you can save the life of Premier Gordon Brown, or you can shoot a Photographer`s Guild prize winning photo, a unique photo displaying the death of one of the world's most powerful leaders; undoubtedly the pinacle of your professional career.

And here's the question (please give an honest answer):




Would you select colour film, or rather go with the simplicity of classic black and white?

[VXL V6]

Classic!  

[waspy]

  to both. Seems not to have many fans  

[Golfbuddy]

to both. Seems not to have many fans  

That's because he's an incompetent idiot who tells lies for a living and is interested only in his own grip on power.

Oops, did I say that out loud?  

[waspy]

to both. Seems not to have many fans  

That's because he's an incompetent idiot who tells lies for a living and is interested only in his own grip on power.

Oops, did I say that out loud?  

You did, but you're sooo right  

[CaptainZok]

Would you select colour film, or rather go with the simplicity of classic black and white?

Colour.

[waspy]

Would you select colour film, or rather go with the simplicity of classic black and white?

Colour.

AAAAARGH. I'm having a night mare, oh i'm still awake  

[Golfbuddy]

Would you select colour film, or rather go with the simplicity of classic black and white?

Colour.

AAAAARGH. I'm having a night mare, oh i'm still awake  

I'm afraid it's a living nightmare though.  

[Golfbuddy]

[size=14]At the recent Labour Party Conference, Dim Gordon loses the annual game of 'Simon Says' again[/size]

[razzo]

You can save him or you can take the best photo of your life.

We are there to observe the madness of this world not participate in it  

[bertiecbx550]

black an white film i reckon...

[Entwood]

Brilliant