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ADULT JOKE FOR VALENTINES
« on: 13 February 2008, 23:06:49 »
Valentines! flowers £25   Dinner and a film £70  Hotel room afterwards £200   The look on his face when you tell him your on your period...PRICELESS! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: ADULT JOKE FOR VALENTINES
« Reply #1 on: 13 February 2008, 23:18:16 »
 ;D ;D
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Re: ADULT JOKE FOR VALENTINES
« Reply #2 on: 13 February 2008, 23:20:39 »
very good  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: ADULT JOKE FOR VALENTINES
« Reply #3 on: 13 February 2008, 23:28:47 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: ADULT JOKE FOR VALENTINES
« Reply #4 on: 13 February 2008, 23:29:40 »
Oh Yes, lol  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: ADULT JOKE FOR VALENTINES
« Reply #5 on: 13 February 2008, 23:30:45 »
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Valentines! flowers £25   Dinner and a film £70  Hotel room afterwards £200   The look on his face when you tell him your on your period...PRICELESS! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Tesco, £4.95 Dozen red roses, ever the romantic. :D :D :D
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Re: ADULT JOKE FOR VALENTINES
« Reply #6 on: 13 February 2008, 23:30:54 »
That's evil. No matter how lovely she is it'd garage flowers when i left the pub next year. When i got home p*****d, ignore her comments, straight to sleep when she was up for it.
     Works both ways!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: ADULT JOKE FOR VALENTINES
« Reply #7 on: 13 February 2008, 23:58:45 »
3 men + their wives co camping,the men stay in one tent +the wives in another tent ,during the night 1 of the men wakes up his mate and says im going to have sex with my wife because ive got the biggest erectioniv every had in my life.His mate "well" i'd better go with you then"the man asks way his mate replies "because thats my D--K uv got in your hand
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« Reply #8 on: 14 February 2008, 00:00:28 »
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3 men + their wives co camping,the men stay in one tent +the wives in another tent ,during the night 1 of the men wakes up his mate and says im going to have sex with my wife because ive got the biggest erectioniv every had in my life.His mate "well" i'd better go with you then"the man asks way his mate replies "because thats my D--K uv got in your hand

classic  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: ADULT JOKE FOR VALENTINES
« Reply #9 on: 14 February 2008, 00:05:44 »
 :y :y :y
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Re: ADULT JOKE FOR VALENTINES
« Reply #10 on: 14 February 2008, 09:48:00 »
Both jokes are brilliant ;D ;D ;D
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Re: ADULT JOKE'S FOR VALENTINES
« Reply #11 on: 14 February 2008, 18:46:34 »
Bloke lying in bed with his new Thai wife. She keeps strocking his c--k. He says : do you like my c--k that much? she says; "no i jusk miss mine. ;D ;D ;D
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