Good news

Ebay key/remote arrived yesterday. Took it to bits and was encouraged to find that the part numbers on the inner casing were the same as ours. Also had a date sticker 3 years newer than our car. The guts of the thing are a direct fit into our non-key fob, and the lil PCB inside is the same, right down to the EEPROM chip that I hoped to swap from our duff one.
Put it 'on the bench' at work and found that the quiescent current was much lower, and constant, unlike the old one.

Transplanting the ROM chip was a smidge harder than envisaged, as it was glued down as well as soldered; but it didn't hold me up for too long once I realised.
Brought it home to try, and no luck from outside the car, but...once inside (by key) with ignition on, and a quick flash at the receiver, and the courtesy light flashed at me a few times.

Jumped out to try locking the car, [size=18]and it only bloody went and worked! [/size]

I'm quite disproportionately chuffed.
Just a shame I'd bought the Ebay one before Mark's kind offer came in.