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Please laugh, because everyone else has
« on: 25 February 2008, 18:41:44 »
Drove miggy outa the garage this morn, parked her on the road with tyre side wall pointing to kerb & handbrake on.
I've done this many thousands of times before, but never done this before;- walked upto garage door to close it & thought what's that noise behind me, only miggy dissapearing backwards down the slight slope outside my garden.BLEEP BLEEP. Never moved so fast in years, grabbed hold of door handle, reached inside & wrenched the handbrake through the roof. That was one fortunate escape, because she was heading towards a wall  :-[ :-[ :-[
I think i'm gona adjust the hadbrake this weekend  :y
So please have a laugh at my expense  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Please laugh, because everyone else has
« Reply #1 on: 25 February 2008, 18:43:28 »
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Drove miggy outa the garage this morn, parked her on the road with tyre side wall pointing to kerb & handbrake on.
I've done this many thousands of times before, but never done this before;- walked upto garage door to close it & thought what's that noise behind me, only miggy dissapearing backwards down the slight slope outside my garden.BLEEP BLEEP. Never moved so fast in years, grabbed hold of door handle, reached inside & wrenched the handbrake through the roof. That was one fortunate escape, because she was heading towards a wall  :-[ :-[ :-[
I think i'm gona adjust the hadbrake this weekend  :y
So please have a laugh at my expense  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Opps , ok i will have a laugh but only cause you said so ;D ;D
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Re: Please laugh, because everyone else has
« Reply #2 on: 25 February 2008, 18:49:27 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
 seriously though get the hanbrake sorted bud !! :y
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Re: Please laugh, because everyone else has
« Reply #3 on: 25 February 2008, 18:53:49 »
You won't be the last to do that.... ;)
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Re: Please laugh, because everyone else has
« Reply #4 on: 25 February 2008, 18:59:21 »
 ;D ;D ;D, but seriously as said get it fixed :y
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Re: Please laugh, because everyone else has
« Reply #5 on: 25 February 2008, 18:59:59 »
 :o OMG.....`just glad it didn`t run you over or pin you against-something Waspy......but you could`ve made BIG-money with a video of that!  :y
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Re: Please laugh, because everyone else has
« Reply #6 on: 25 February 2008, 19:01:04 »
Lucky for you your not as fat as loo knee, he would never of made it to the car before the Wall ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Please laugh, because everyone else has
« Reply #7 on: 25 February 2008, 19:08:14 »
I remember a chap at a garage near to me once.. he was servicing an XJ6 sprayed Pink (Just like Loo Knee's wifes t-shirt that he wears)  He was revving the engine standing at the side with the door open, no brake on, hte auto box jumped from P to R.... it shot backwards, the door pinned him to the wall / pillar, the door buckled and the car shot across the road and into the wall opposite...

A good handbrake is a wonderful thing.. ;D ;D ;D

  
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Re: Please laugh, because everyone else has
« Reply #8 on: 25 February 2008, 19:27:04 »
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I remember a chap at a garage near to me once.. he was servicing an XJ6 sprayed Pink......

I suppose Lady Penelope has to get her wheels serviced somewhere.  :D

"`Been a bit of an `iccup m`lady!.....indeed, Parker"  ;D
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Re: Please laugh, because everyone else has
« Reply #9 on: 25 February 2008, 19:29:28 »
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I remember a chap at a garage near to me once.. he was servicing an XJ6 sprayed Pink......

I suppose Lady Penelope has to get her wheels serviced somewhere.  :D

"`Been a bit of an `iccup m`lady!.....indeed, Parker"  ;D
NOW, you are showing your Age :o :o
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Re: Please laugh, because everyone else has
« Reply #10 on: 25 February 2008, 19:32:15 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Please laugh, because everyone else has
« Reply #11 on: 25 February 2008, 19:40:48 »
your still looking good though Debs  ::):y :y :y
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« Reply #12 on: 25 February 2008, 19:44:35 »
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your still looking good though Debs  ::):y :y :y

Does'nt look like Deb's has the same problem as you either ;D ;D
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Re: Please laugh, because everyone else has
« Reply #13 on: 25 February 2008, 19:47:40 »
 :y A 1959 un-facelifted model.....`no jokes about the benefits of regular, routine servicing, please!  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Please laugh, because everyone else has
« Reply #14 on: 25 February 2008, 19:48:36 »
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your still looking good though Debs  ::):y :y :y

Does'nt look like Deb's has the same problem as you either ;D ;D
Oi you hasnt the nurse arrived yet to change the bottle??

I´m sure she had forgotten to give you your tablets this morning ;D ;D
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