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[waspy]

John pulled up the car near to a dark lane & said to his mate Paul "see that lane, that's where i first made love to the most beautiful female i've ever seen & see that tree that's where it all happened"
"That sounds awsome" said Paul
"Yeh, but that's not the half of it!!!" said John
"What do you mean?" asked Paul
"Well her mother caught us both right in the middle of the act" said John
"No way" "what did she say?" said Paul
Baaaaaa  

[Vamps]

I refuse to mention Wales as I may ned a favour soon.
 

[Debs.]

John pulled up the car near to a dark lane & said to his mate Paul "see that lane, that's where i first made love to the most beautiful female i've ever seen & see that tree that's where it all happened"
"That sounds awsome" said Paul
"Yeh, but that's not the half of it!!!" said John
"What do you mean?" asked Paul
"Well her mother caught us both right in the middle of the act" said John
"No way" "what did she say?" said Paul
Baaaaaa  

  Oi! Watch it ewe!

[bertiecbx550]

i asked a farmer once if i could do a ewe turn...,he told me i`d make its eyes water if i brought my wellies....

[waspy]

i asked a farmer once if i could do a ewe turn...,he told me i`d make its eyes water if i brought my wellies....