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An after 9 Joke
« on: 06 March 2008, 21:24:33 »
Man kneeling by the bed.
Wife says, "What are you praying for?"
"Guidance"  repliys husband...
Wife says, "Pray for stiffness, I'll guide the thing myself!"

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: An after 9 Joke
« Reply #1 on: 06 March 2008, 21:26:39 »
 ;D ;D

Just follow your nose ::)
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Re: An after 9 Joke
« Reply #2 on: 06 March 2008, 21:29:41 »
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;D ;D

Just follow your nose ::)

Once you get past the smell you've got it licked ;)
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Re: An after 9 Joke
« Reply #3 on: 06 March 2008, 21:30:11 »
A Convict breaks into a house, ties up the husband and wife.
He jumps onto the wife and kisses her ear, then runs to the bathroom.
The husband whispers, "Satisfy him or he will kill us, I saw the way he kissed you, just be strong, I love you!"
The wife replies "He didn't kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he was gay, horny and looking for Vaseline. I told him its in the bathroom. Lets see who's F***ing strong now!"

 ;D ;D
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Re: An after 9 Joke
« Reply #4 on: 06 March 2008, 21:30:15 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #5 on: 06 March 2008, 21:31:49 »
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A Convict breaks into a house, ties up the husband and wife.
He jumps onto the wife and kisses her ear, then runs to the bathroom.
The husband whispers, "Satisfy him or he will kill us, I saw the way he kissed you, just be strong, I love you!"
The wife replies "He didn't kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he was gay, horny and looking for Vaseline. I told him its in the bathroom. Lets see who's F***ing strong now!"

 ;D ;D

Very good ;D :y
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Re: An after 9 Joke
« Reply #6 on: 06 March 2008, 21:32:42 »
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A Convict breaks into a house, ties up the husband and wife.
He jumps onto the wife and kisses her ear, then runs to the bathroom.
The husband whispers, "Satisfy him or he will kill us, I saw the way he kissed you, just be strong, I love you!"
The wife replies "He didn't kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he was gay, horny and looking for Vaseline. I told him its in the bathroom. Lets see who's F***ing strong now!"

 ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: An after 9 Joke
« Reply #7 on: 06 March 2008, 21:33:41 »
"Mum what is a penis?" daughter asks..
"Thats the most beautiful part of a man!"
"So what is a prick?" daughters asks...
Mother answers, "Thats the rest of him!"

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« Reply #8 on: 06 March 2008, 21:34:55 »
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"Mum what is a penis?" daughter asks..
"Thats the most beautiful part of a man!"
"So what is a prick?" daughters asks...
Mother answers, "Thats the rest of him!"

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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D.... :y
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Re: An after 9 Joke
« Reply #9 on: 06 March 2008, 21:34:56 »
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"Mum what is a penis?" daughter asks..
"Thats the most beautiful part of a man!"
"So what is a prick?" daughters asks...
Mother answers, "Thats the rest of him!"

 ;D


Quit while you're ahead
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Re: An after 9 Joke
« Reply #10 on: 06 March 2008, 21:43:23 »
Paddy bluffs his way into a job as a tree surgeon, foreman trys to catch him out..
"Show me the front and back of that tree!"
Paddy says "Thats the front and thats the back!!"
Foreman says "How do you know that is the front?"
Paddy says "Cause someone has had a shit round the back of it!"

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Re: An after 9 Joke
« Reply #11 on: 06 March 2008, 21:45:43 »
We are on form toight, have you found that lost box of Christmas Crackers? ;D ;D ;D
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Re: An after 9 Joke
« Reply #12 on: 06 March 2008, 21:48:46 »
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We are on form toight, have you found that lost box of Christmas Crackers? ;D ;D ;D

Yeah got them from S&M ..................or was it B & M :question ;D
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Re: An after 9 Joke
« Reply #13 on: 06 March 2008, 22:26:21 »
Like it  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: An after 9 Joke
« Reply #14 on: 06 March 2008, 22:30:48 »
Bloody hell, Loo Knee's on form. Read the first joke then came back & there's more from him. Brain storm Loo knee  :y
Very  ;D ;D ;D ;D matey
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