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Re: Vasectomy
« Reply #15 on: 06 March 2008, 19:26:11 »
Alas no, all requests for 'help' denied  >:(

Last pot was all clear, so heres hoping the same  :y
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« Reply #16 on: 06 March 2008, 19:30:43 »
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.....Last pot was all clear.....

 :o OMG  :o
 
Clear! surely that`s gonna be a test-pass then Jimbob!  ;D ;D
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Re: Vasectomy
« Reply #17 on: 06 March 2008, 19:32:22 »
OK, ill rephrase....the test results said all clear  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #18 on: 06 March 2008, 19:50:04 »
Hmm I'm getting tempted by the idea of this, cos it means you can shag with impunity :D tho i don't fancy the thought of the actual procedure :o

Think I'll take my chances for now  ::)
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« Reply #19 on: 06 March 2008, 19:51:25 »
Should have put the wife on the pill instead, they do a 4ft one now, the wife rolls it behind the bedroom door and you can't get in!!! ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Vasectomy
« Reply #20 on: 06 March 2008, 19:52:02 »
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OK, ill rephrase....the test results said all clear  ;D ;D ;D ;D
So, that will make a 'Vas Deferens' to you then! ;)
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« Reply #21 on: 06 March 2008, 19:54:03 »
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Hmm I'm getting tempted by the idea of this, cos it means you can shag with impunity :D tho i don't fancy the thought of the actual procedure :o

Think I'll take my chances for now  ::)

Oh I wouldn`t worry too much, it`s not painful Paul: as I used to joke with my B.F: it only hurts if I get my fingers caught between the two house bricks as I clap`em together!  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Vasectomy
« Reply #22 on: 06 March 2008, 20:01:09 »
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Seems to have done the job anyway.....last pot goes in tomorrow for checking!

Now theres a nice mental image for you all  :-[

TMI Jimbob  :o
May I be the first to wish you good-luck with the (Ahem!) 'test'  :y.....`begs the question though; what happens if you fail (or is it pass)?  ;D ;D ;D ;D


Is the test a Written or an Oral test :-X  Sorry Stokie humour ::)
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« Reply #23 on: 06 March 2008, 20:03:21 »
Back in 1977 it cost £28 to have it done privately
Quite a 'Snip' really!!! ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #24 on: 06 March 2008, 20:05:42 »
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Hmm I'm getting tempted by the idea of this, cos it means you can shag with impunity :D tho i don't fancy the thought of the actual procedure :o

Think I'll take my chances for now  ::)

Oh I wouldn`t worry too much, it`s not painful Paul: as I used to joke with my B.F: it only hurts if I get my fingers caught between the two house bricks as I clap`em together!  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Vasectomy
« Reply #25 on: 06 March 2008, 20:08:36 »
Back on November the 5th - Firework day....it was free!!!!!!!

I was really dreading it, then got offered the pre-op diazapam...

Happy days, they could have cut em off with a rusty saw for all I cared..

I was even joking about the smell of steak when they used the cauteriser..

Its one of those ops that sounds a hell of a lot worse than it is, really not bad at all.

Bit of pain / discomfort for 3-4 days, take it easy for a week, and not looked back, wouldnt know anything had ever been done now.
No pain, no sensation change, nothing.

I know some people have different experiences, but mine was fine.

Just anxious for the all clear now, here you sumbit monthly pots starting at 3 months post op, until you get 2 clear results.

They say it takes about 20 'goes' before you are cleared out, so to speak  ::)
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« Reply #26 on: 06 March 2008, 23:05:07 »
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Hmm I'm getting tempted by the idea of this, cos it means you can shag with impunity :D tho i don't fancy the thought of the actual procedure :o

Think I'll take my chances for now  ::)


Do not even think about it until there is a 4 at the front of your age - you are too young to join Jimbob.

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« Reply #27 on: 06 March 2008, 23:06:01 »
The idea terrifies me
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Re: Vasectomy
« Reply #28 on: 06 March 2008, 23:09:55 »
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After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough to nick one.
The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.  The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and
count to 10. The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can.  He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.

(This procedure also works in Middlesbrough, parts of Bradford and anywhere in Wales.)

You been there as well :)
Don't tell swmbo otherwise firework night will never be the same again. :D :D :D
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Re: Vasectomy
« Reply #29 on: 07 March 2008, 08:04:29 »
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Hmm I'm getting tempted by the idea of this, cos it means you can shag with impunity :D tho i don't fancy the thought of the actual procedure :o

Think I'll take my chances for now  ::)


Do not even think about it until there is a 4 at the front of your age - you are too young to join Jimbob.


Too Late now, I have all the kids I (we) want, so why waste best part of a decade with less reliable methods  :o
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