Harry is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to "perform".
He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems to work.
So the doctor refers him to an Chinese medicine man. The
medicine man says, "I can cure this."
That said, he throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.
Then he says, "This is powerful medicine, you can only use it once a year.
All you have to do is say "123", and it shall rise for as long as you wish!
The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over and I don't want to
continue?"
The medicine man replies: "all you or your partner has to say is 1234,
and your passion will subside and 'it' will go down. But be warned - you will not be able to 'perform' again for a whole year."
Harry rushes home, eager to try out his new powers and prowess. That
night he is ready to surprise his wife Mary.
He showers, shaves, and puts on his most exotic shaving lotion.
He gets into bed, and laying next to her says, "123." He suddenly
becomes more aroused than anytime in his life just as the medicine man had promised.
Mary, who had been facing away, turns over and asks,
"Darling, what did you say 123 for?" 
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