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[Tonka.]

Police work can be entertaining as well as dangerous .
 
 In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male,
 in a pumpkin patch 12.01 a.m. on Friday.
 
 On Monday, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was charged with
 lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency, and public intoxication.
 
 The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home
 from a  drinking session when he decided to stop, 'You know how a pumpkin is
 soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I
 thought there wasn't anyone around' he stated in a telephone interview.
 
 Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked
 out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it,
 and  proceeded to satisfy his alleged need. 'Guess I was really into it, you
 know?' he commented with evident embarrassment.
 
 In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching
 police car and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor
 approached him.
 
 'It was an unusual situation, that's for sure,' said Officer Taylor. 'I
 walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin.' Officer
 Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence   .
 
 'I said,  'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a
 pumpkin??'
 
 He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked
 me straight in the face and said...
 
 
 'A pumpkin? Goodness! ... is it midnight already?'
 
 This was in the Washington Post ... the title of the article was 'Best Come
 Back Line Ever.'
 

[SIR Philbutt]

 

going to pass rhis one on 

[Andy B]

 

[PhilRich]

That lad is a quick thinker he should have had his sentence 'squashed' 

[the alarming man]

the mind boggles..lol

[Dishevelled Den]

That lad is a quick thinker he should have had his sentence 'squashed' 

Perhaps he was simply out of his gourd

[Dishevelled Den]

    That was indeed funny – although in this modern age I thought sex with fruits had long lost its stigma.