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Debs.

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« on: 09 March 2008, 18:31:43 »

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse, when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane.

"I'm too young to die!", she wails.

Then she yells,  "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable. Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then a man stands up in the rear of the plane.

"I can make you feel like a woman," he says.

He is gorgeous - tall, well built with long, flowing black hair and jet black eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt, one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends his hand to the trembling woman and whispers .......

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"Iron this!"
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Re: Airline
« Reply #1 on: 09 March 2008, 18:33:04 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #2 on: 09 March 2008, 18:34:42 »

 ;D ;D
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« Reply #3 on: 09 March 2008, 18:35:00 »

 ;D ;D :y :y
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« Reply #4 on: 09 March 2008, 18:35:08 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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« Reply #5 on: 09 March 2008, 18:39:21 »

 ;D ;D ;D :D
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« Reply #6 on: 09 March 2008, 19:04:54 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #7 on: 09 March 2008, 19:06:40 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

I am in love with you ;) ;)
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« Reply #8 on: 09 March 2008, 19:13:04 »

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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

I am in love with you ;) ;)
....... ;)...... ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 09 March 2008, 19:21:05 »

 ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #10 on: 09 March 2008, 19:22:04 »

wicked ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Airline
« Reply #11 on: 09 March 2008, 20:26:15 »

excellent :y
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