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pot holes ..........
« on: 09 March 2008, 21:25:43 »

Guess who's got to get a new tyre tomorrow >:(
 Remind me again why we pay road tax ???
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Re: pot holes ..........
« Reply #1 on: 09 March 2008, 21:26:46 »

send the bill to the council,they are legally responsible :y
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Re: pot holes ..........
« Reply #2 on: 09 March 2008, 21:29:04 »

I'm getting a new tyre this week, due to Timbuk's bloody speedbumps. Can I send him the bill ;D
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« Reply #3 on: 09 March 2008, 21:30:50 »

might seem a bit harsh after him meeting you with your bits today ;D
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Re: pot holes ..........
« Reply #4 on: 09 March 2008, 21:31:28 »

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send the bill to the council,they are legally responsible :y

Bolton council, nuff said ::)
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« Reply #5 on: 09 March 2008, 21:39:01 »

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Guess who's got to get a new tyre tomorrow >:(
 Remind me again why we pay road tax ???

...feeling deflated Zippo?   :'(

...our roads have gone to pot!
« Last Edit: 09 March 2008, 21:41:41 by Debs. »
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« Reply #6 on: 09 March 2008, 21:57:02 »

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Guess who's got to get a new tyre tomorrow >:(
 Remind me again why we pay road tax ???

...feeling deflated Zippo?   :'(

...our roads have gone to pot!
not bad Debs, not bad at all  ;D ;D :y
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Re: pot holes ..........
« Reply #7 on: 09 March 2008, 21:59:18 »

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Guess who's got to get a new tyre tomorrow >:(
 Remind me again why we pay road tax ???

...feeling deflated Zippo?   :'(

...our roads have gone to pot!
not bad Debs, not bad at all  ;D ;D :y

i'm tyred of these bad jokes ;D ;D
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Re: pot holes ..........
« Reply #8 on: 09 March 2008, 22:01:05 »

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Guess who's got to get a new tyre tomorrow >:(
 Remind me again why we pay road tax ???

...feeling deflated Zippo?   :'(

...our roads have gone to pot!
not bad Debs, not bad at all  ;D ;D :y

i'm tyred of these bad jokes ;D ;D

Was going to pass a comment about how good Deb's jokes were and then got your pun.  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 09 March 2008, 22:01:38 »

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send the bill to the council,they are legally responsible :y


can i send the bill for my wishbones to whichever idiot invented the speedbump ???

i'd rather have speed cameras  than the 20+ i have to BUMP over on my 4 mile journey to work - and i HATE speed scameras >:(
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« Reply #10 on: 09 March 2008, 22:02:09 »

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I'm getting a new tyre this week, due to Timbuk's bloody speedbumps. Can I send him the bill ;D
I'd be in orbit with the skateboard!  :o
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« Reply #11 on: 09 March 2008, 22:03:44 »

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Guess who's got to get a new tyre tomorrow >:(
 Remind me again why we pay road tax ???

...feeling deflated Zippo?   :'(

...our roads have gone to pot!
not bad Debs, not bad at all  ;D ;D :y

i'm tyred of these bad jokes ;D ;D
:P :P :P
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« Reply #12 on: 09 March 2008, 22:06:05 »

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Guess who's got to get a new tyre tomorrow >:(
 Remind me again why we pay road tax ???

...feeling deflated Zippo?   :'(

...our roads have gone to pot!
not bad Debs, not bad at all  ;D ;D :y

i'm tyred of these bad jokes ;D ;D

Was going to pass a comment about how good Deb's jokes were and then got your pun.  ;D ;D ;D

sit next to a guy at work who does bad puns ALL day long it rubs off.
 
all time favorite coming up....

one lunch time "Did you know that chips were invented in North East Africa over 4000 years ago"?
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« Reply #13 on: 09 March 2008, 22:07:30 »

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Guess who's got to get a new tyre tomorrow >:(
 Remind me again why we pay road tax ???

...feeling deflated Zippo?   :'(

...our roads have gone to pot!
not bad Debs, not bad at all  ;D ;D :y

i'm tyred of these bad jokes ;D ;D

Was going to pass a comment about how good Deb's jokes were and then got your pun.  ;D ;D ;D

sit next to a guy at work who does bad puns ALL day long it rubs off.
 
all time favorite coming up....

one lunch time "Did you know that chips were invented in North East Africa over 4000 years ago"?

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wait.........






"By the ancient Eat-Chip-tians"

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D
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Guess who's got to get a new tyre tomorrow >:(
 Remind me again why we pay road tax ???

...feeling deflated Zippo?   :'(

...our roads have gone to pot!
not bad Debs, not bad at all  ;D ;D :y

i'm tyred of these bad jokes ;D ;D

Was going to pass a comment about how good Deb's jokes were and then got your pun.  ;D ;D ;D

sit next to a guy at work who does bad puns ALL day long it rubs off.
 
all time favorite coming up....

one lunch time "Did you know that chips were invented in North East Africa over 4000 years ago"?

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wait.........






"By the ancient Eat-Chip-tians"

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D
do you need help with your coat  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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