Ok, yesterday I went to the Dentist for an extraction.

I knew all about it weeks ago and had discussed various options with him.
I had my first (spotted where this is going yet) injection and waited for it to start working. To cut a long story short I ended up with four - which was the max allowable.
The pulling & prodding started, & went on and on and on. Then the old crown came off. "Seems deeply routed" said the Dentist & proposed cutting the tooth vertically & removing it in two bits. I agreed - but what choice did I have?
At this point my stress levels were high & increasing.
The cutting started but after a bit I felt a pain like nothing I've ever felt before and gave the agreed signal to stop. He then said that the infection inside the tooth was obviously worse than it appeared on the X-Ray and that we should stop, treat the infection and resume after a course of anti-biotics. "What about pain control ?" said I. "Good point, see your Doctor", was the reply.
"Sorry about that, that's the first tooth that I've ever not been able to remove". He looked genuinely embarrassed.
So after getting some stong stuff from the Doc, I can't feel anything as am drugged up - my face has swelled up and tongue ulcerated due to rubbing on the sharp inside edge of the tooth. I go to sleep easily enough but then wake up after a few hours for more pain relief.
Blooming heck, & I can't even drink to make it better, apparently if I did then in would reduce the impact of the antibiotics.
So, now you all know. Whats the adult Bonjella stuff for ulcers called?
