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SIR Philbutt

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Re: Breaking the barrier ....
« Reply #1 on: 22 October 2011, 22:47:35 »

hilarious ;D ;D
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Re: Breaking the barrier ....
« Reply #2 on: 22 October 2011, 22:49:58 »

 ;D ;D :y
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Re: Breaking the barrier ....
« Reply #3 on: 22 October 2011, 22:51:51 »

once did that with my ex,i said one day how come you never fart..just let it out.well that was it...blooody ell she was good at botty coughing ;D
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Re: Breaking the barrier ....
« Reply #4 on: 22 October 2011, 23:35:26 »

Classic  ;D ;D
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Re: Breaking the barrier ....
« Reply #5 on: 23 October 2011, 00:43:38 »

Back in Victorian Days it was known as a Trouser Cough  http://freespace.virgin.net/stephen.theobald/lyrics_ivefarted.txt

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Re: Breaking the barrier ....
« Reply #6 on: 23 October 2011, 03:35:58 »

Excellent,  ;D now give her a good curry and then retire to a safe distance.  :y ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Breaking the barrier ....
« Reply #7 on: 23 October 2011, 08:16:35 »

ROFL   i almost fell off my chair

good post ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

BUT trust a woman to try and take a it to the extreme  ;)
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