Topic: awol (Read 822 times)

mantagte · « **on:** 10 March 2008, 23:37:16 »

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush, That afternoon the Army dentist yanked out most of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him with a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman James for 51 years.