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[Dishevelled Den]

Nige is a bit 'big' for me - but that voice.

DD what are you talking about?  lol

she isnt ''big'' by any stretch of the imagination. her tits are but thats a good thing! 

Anything over a size8 (UK) and 32A is a veritable Everest to me, Bear. 

[LJay]

Im trying to work out whether you're seriously annoyed or winding them up Ljay  . Yes, some of the comments were a bit OTT but Im sure no offence was really meant.( Its not as if some girls dont make equally crude comments when they get together either!)-mind you, it seems to have had shut them up for a bit

 

[Gaffers]

Hmmmm Nigella's steamy clam fl...........huh? Wha......?

[feeutfo]

 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Nige is a bit 'big' for me - but that voice.

DD what are you talking about?  lol

she isnt ''big'' by any stretch of the imagination. her tits are but thats a good thing! 

Anything over a size8 (UK) and 32A is a veritable Everest to me, Bear. 

Sounds positively "nubile" Den....

[aaronjb]

Nige is a bit 'big' for me - but that voice.

DD what are you talking about?  lol

she isnt ''big'' by any stretch of the imagination. her tits are but thats a good thing! 

Anything over a size8 (UK) and 32A is a veritable Everest to me, Bear. 

Sounds positively "nubile" Den....

Or like a boy...

Sorry Den.

[Dishevelled Den]

Nige is a bit 'big' for me - but that voice.

DD what are you talking about?  lol

she isnt ''big'' by any stretch of the imagination. her tits are but thats a good thing! 

Anything over a size8 (UK) and 32A is a veritable Everest to me, Bear. 

Sounds positively "nubile" Den....

Or like a boy...

Sorry Den.

I never thought of it like that - I do hope I'm not on the turn.

[Dishevelled Den]

Beware of the fishy fanny. I've come across a few in my time. Not nice.

Do you mind!  There's no need to be so crude!   You're obviously not getting enough if you continually need to draw on past experiences!

Haven't listened to it, don't intend to, but however she's portrayed she's still a person not a lump of meat!  and she's far too good for you dirty load of letches!

I have to hold all me bits up Missus - I'm a dirty bastid.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Nige is a bit 'big' for me - but that voice.

DD what are you talking about?  lol

she isnt ''big'' by any stretch of the imagination. her tits are but thats a good thing! 

Anything over a size8 (UK) and 32A is a veritable Everest to me, Bear. 

Sounds positively "nubile" Den....

Or like a boy...

Sorry Den.

Apparently, the average British woman of 2011 stands 5 feet 4 inches tall, weighs a not insubstantial 10 stone 3 pounds. She is also a size 14. .......(source....tinternet!!!!)

[aaronjb]

I never thought of it like that - I do hope I'm not on the turn.

 

Apparently, the average British woman of 2011 stands 5 feet 4 inches tall, weighs a not insubstantial 10 stone 3 pounds. She is also a size 14. .......(source....tinternet!!!!)

Size 14 sounds just about right.. although if the average woman is 5'4", how come I've never dated anyone shorter than 5'9"? 5'0" to 5'2" is the perfect height if you ask me.. sadly the girls I've known (both very, very cute) that height wouldn't look at me twice in that way 

[Kevin Wood]

Anything over a size8 (UK) and 32A is a veritable Everest to me, Bear. 

That'll be the minimum required rating of fuse wire for bra reinforcement, I hope?

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I never thought of it like that - I do hope I'm not on the turn.

 

Apparently, the average British woman of 2011 stands 5 feet 4 inches tall, weighs a not insubstantial 10 stone 3 pounds. She is also a size 14. .......(source....tinternet!!!!)

Size 14 sounds just about right.. although if the average woman is 5'4", how come I've never dated anyone shorter than 5'9"? 5'0" to 5'2" is the perfect height if you ask me.. sadly the girls I've known (both very, very cute) that height wouldn't look at me twice in that way 

Aaron, I agree. Petite women can be very, very sexy.

[aaronjb]

I never thought of it like that - I do hope I'm not on the turn.

 

Apparently, the average British woman of 2011 stands 5 feet 4 inches tall, weighs a not insubstantial 10 stone 3 pounds. She is also a size 14. .......(source....tinternet!!!!)

Size 14 sounds just about right.. although if the average woman is 5'4", how come I've never dated anyone shorter than 5'9"? 5'0" to 5'2" is the perfect height if you ask me.. sadly the girls I've known (both very, very cute) that height wouldn't look at me twice in that way 

Aaron, I agree. Petite women can be very, very sexy.

Especially if they're nice and curvaceous, with pleasantly proportioned behinds. I wouldn't kick Kim Kardashian out of bed, for example (and she's back on the market now..)

Oh dear, Ljay is going to pitch a fit at this..

[LJay]

I never thought of it like that - I do hope I'm not on the turn.

 

Apparently, the average British woman of 2011 stands 5 feet 4 inches tall, weighs a not insubstantial 10 stone 3 pounds. She is also a size 14. .......(source....tinternet!!!!)

Size 14 sounds just about right.. although if the average woman is 5'4", how come I've never dated anyone shorter than 5'9"? 5'0" to 5'2" is the perfect height if you ask me.. sadly the girls I've known (both very, very cute) that height wouldn't look at me twice in that way 

Aaron, I agree. Petite women can be very, very sexy.

Especially if they're nice and curvaceous, with pleasantly proportioned behinds. I wouldn't kick Kim Kardashian out of bed, for example (and she's back on the market now..)

Oh dear, Ljay is going to pitch a fit at this..

Nope I'll just enjoy the satisfaction of knowing that the women you covet are way out of your league....

[aaronjb]

Nope I'll just enjoy the satisfaction of knowing that the women you covet are way out of your league....

On the basis that all women are out of my league, that is not news to me. Why else do you think I'm a bitter, heartless, husk of a man?