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[MaxV6]

No one buys a passat,  they are forced in to ownership, and then fined for it....


 

[Del Boy]

I did infact see an Audi Q5 reverse on a roundabout yesterday, I was so amazed I didn't notice my lights had turned to green, having said that, neither did the people either side of me. Honestly couldn't believe my eyes. Also there seems to be a huge amount of cocks that have moved to Jags?

[Kevin Wood]

I did infact see an Audi Q5 reverse on a roundabout yesterday, I was so amazed I didn't notice my lights had turned to green, having said that, neither did the people either side of me. Honestly couldn't believe my eyes. Also there seems to be a huge amount of cocks that have moved to Jags?

Maybe it's as simple as that?

Lots of Mini drivers appear to think the world revolves around them too, lately.

[aaronjb]

Yup, I think it's as simple as a huge amount of cocks on the roads..

After my morning of hooning safely on track I lost count of the number of times I was shocked at standards on the way home; from the little old lady who hadn't noticed her drivers mirror was folded in, then did notice and folded it out, meanwhile veering onto the wrong side of a fairly narrow country lane with blind corners (I'm sure she felt safe as she was only doing 30mph..) to the numpty in the van behind me on the motorway gesticulating at me to get out of the way.. despite the fact that there was a car in front of me 

Numpties. The roads are full of them.

[dbug]

I did infact see an Audi Q5 reverse on a roundabout yesterday, I was so amazed I didn't notice my lights had turned to green, having said that, neither did the people either side of me. Honestly couldn't believe my eyes. Also there seems to be a huge amount of cocks that have moved to Jags?

Thanks for that mate 

What about the BMW drivers then 

[Ken T]

Yesterday morning there was an audi Q7 type blob flying along the hard shoulder at about 50mph before joining the traffic stream, and pulling over to the 3rd lane, just before jn 20. 

However this morning there was an A3 that had hit an A6 in the nether regions. Obviously dazzled by the LED Xmas tree lights they use now a days. 

Ken 

[Del Boy]

I did infact see an Audi Q5 reverse on a roundabout yesterday, I was so amazed I didn't notice my lights had turned to green, having said that, neither did the people either side of me. Honestly couldn't believe my eyes. Also there seems to be a huge amount of cocks that have moved to Jags?

Thanks for that mate 

What about the BMW drivers then 

No problem No seriously though, Jag XF's seem to be the most popular, just as the 3 Series is the biggest culprit for BMW's. I'll stand by what I've always said though, you get cocks in any car, be it Audi's, BMW's, Jag's, Vauxhall's, VW's, Fords.

[Martin_1962]

Audis are now definately the new cock mobile

[dbug]

I did infact see an Audi Q5 reverse on a roundabout yesterday, I was so amazed I didn't notice my lights had turned to green, having said that, neither did the people either side of me. Honestly couldn't believe my eyes. Also there seems to be a huge amount of cocks that have moved to Jags?

Thanks for that mate 

What about the BMW drivers then 

No problem No seriously though, Jag XF's seem to be the most popular, just as the 3 Series is the biggest culprit for BMW's. I'll stand by what I've always said though, you get cocks in any car, be it Audi's, BMW's, Jag's, Vauxhall's, VW's, Fords.

Thats ok - not got an XF - mine's an XJ (X350).  Agree bmw 3 series worst, closely followed by 5 series.  Why don't they fit indicators to BMWs any more - is it cost saving? 

[Ken T]

And a BMW ( not a real ) mini thing, this morning doing about 45mph, in the 3rd lane. Its 7:15 am, all lanes are full but moving, and I noticed her sun visor was down and there were 2 lights shining from it. When I got closer I could see she was busy brushing something on her cheeks. There must be better places to do ones makeup.

Ken

[the alarming man]

I did infact see an Audi Q5 reverse on a roundabout yesterday, I was so amazed I didn't notice my lights had turned to green, having said that, neither did the people either side of me. Honestly couldn't believe my eyes. Also there seems to be a huge amount of cocks that have moved to Jags?

Thanks for that mate 

What about the BMW drivers then 

yep kent plod for one have moved to jags...unmarked tinkers at that

[Del Boy]

I did infact see an Audi Q5 reverse on a roundabout yesterday, I was so amazed I didn't notice my lights had turned to green, having said that, neither did the people either side of me. Honestly couldn't believe my eyes. Also there seems to be a huge amount of cocks that have moved to Jags?

Thanks for that mate 

What about the BMW drivers then 

yep kent plod for one have moved to jags...unmarked tinkers at that

Indeed that reg is implanted on my brain to be careful of