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Yet another joke!
« on: 12 March 2008, 17:10:26 »
Teacher draws a pen15 on the blackboard. She then asks the class "has anyone seen one of these"?

Wee Johnny sticks his hands up and says "me miss, my dad has two"!

Confused and slightly bemused, the teacher enquires, "two"? "please explain this to the class Johnny"!

"Well" Johnny begins, "He has a small one for peeing and a big one for brushing the babysitters teeth with"!
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Re: Yet another joke!
« Reply #1 on: 12 March 2008, 17:28:27 »
That was bloody brilliant ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Yet another joke!
« Reply #2 on: 12 March 2008, 17:48:42 »
Very good ;D
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Re: Yet another joke!
« Reply #3 on: 12 March 2008, 18:39:51 »
Brilliant  ;D
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Re: Yet another joke!
« Reply #4 on: 12 March 2008, 19:05:37 »
 :y :y :y :y :y :y

 ;D ;D
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Re: Yet another joke!
« Reply #5 on: 12 March 2008, 19:49:22 »
Very good ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Yet another joke!
« Reply #6 on: 12 March 2008, 19:56:41 »
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Teacher draws a pen15 on the blackboard. She then asks the class "has anyone seen one of these"?

Wee Johnny sticks his hands up and says "me miss, my dad has two"!

Confused and slightly bemused, the teacher enquires, "two"? "please explain this to the class Johnny"!

"Well" Johnny begins, "He has a small one for peeing and a big one for brushing the babysitters teeth with"!

Whats a pen15, is it some type of biro ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Yet another joke!
« Reply #7 on: 12 March 2008, 20:15:26 »
LMAO!!!!
Havent laughed like that in a long time! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Yet another joke!
« Reply #8 on: 13 March 2008, 17:12:17 »
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Teacher draws a pen15 on the blackboard. She then asks the class "has anyone seen one of these"?

Wee Johnny sticks his hands up and says "me miss, my dad has two"!

Confused and slightly bemused, the teacher enquires, "two"? "please explain this to the class Johnny"!

"Well" Johnny begins, "He has a small one for peeing and a big one for brushing the babysitters teeth with"!

Whats a pen15, is it some type of biro ;D ;D ;D ;D

That is almost as bad as my usual jokes.

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Re: Yet another joke!
« Reply #9 on: 13 March 2008, 21:36:37 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Yet another joke!
« Reply #10 on: 13 March 2008, 21:38:36 »
lmao  :y :y :y
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Re: Yet another joke!
« Reply #11 on: 13 March 2008, 22:22:27 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y
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Re: Yet another joke!
« Reply #12 on: 13 March 2008, 22:49:51 »
i need a baby sitter like that
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Re: Yet another joke!
« Reply #13 on: 13 March 2008, 22:51:38 »
I'm not allowed a babysitter.  :( :( :(
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Re: Yet another joke!
« Reply #14 on: 14 March 2008, 00:27:05 »
An absolute corker!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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