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deep deep sh!t
« on: 13 March 2008, 22:13:32 »
the wife has had her hair done (or something) and i haven't noticed
OMG iam going to die a long slow painful FRUSTRAITING death
 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
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« Reply #1 on: 13 March 2008, 22:16:34 »
Thats it....nice knowing you mate.........................DEEP SH"T
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« Reply #2 on: 13 March 2008, 22:19:10 »
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the wife has had her hair done (or something) and i haven't noticed
OMG iam going to die a long slow painful FRUSTRAITING death
 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

Oh dear :o :o :o
Been there done that. Once I only realised she had had her hair done when I noticed it on the calendar, she had had in done 3 days earlier.  
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: deep deep sh!t
« Reply #3 on: 13 March 2008, 22:22:03 »
get your own hair done, then when she doesnt notice, return the favour!!

I always do, and i'm a better person for it ;D
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« Reply #4 on: 13 March 2008, 22:25:15 »
that's 4 slams of the living room door and something about my parentage, and something about being born out of a test tube  ::)
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Re: deep deep sh!t
« Reply #5 on: 13 March 2008, 22:27:08 »
I've phoned the florist and ordered a wreath ... but I now have some questions ...

When is the funeral ??  
Where/when is the wake ??
When will your widow get the life insurance money ??
How much will it be ??
Could you please post a picture of your wife - with new hair do - for my consideration ??

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y
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« Reply #6 on: 13 March 2008, 22:34:11 »
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I've phoned the florist and ordered a wreath ... but I now have some questions ...

When is the funeral ??  
Where/when is the wake ??
When will your widow get the life insurance money ??
How much will it be ??
Could you please post a picture of your wife - with new hair do - for my consideration ??

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y

Another cambelt party??  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #7 on: 13 March 2008, 22:44:07 »
entwood,mikef thanks for your support :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
lmao
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« Reply #8 on: 13 March 2008, 22:46:33 »
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entwood,mikef thanks for your support :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
lmao

Always behind you. ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: deep deep sh!t
« Reply #9 on: 13 March 2008, 22:47:19 »
can i have your car
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« Reply #10 on: 13 March 2008, 22:48:26 »
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can i have your car

It's only a 2.2  ....   stick with your 2.5 :), we'll flog the car and drink the proceeds ..  :)


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« Reply #11 on: 13 March 2008, 22:50:20 »
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can i have your car

It's only a 2.2  ....   stick with your 2.5 :), we'll flog the car and drink the proceeds ..  :)



Don't forget me, I will be at the cambelt party as well. 2.2 will we get enough for a bit of food?????  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #12 on: 13 March 2008, 22:52:04 »
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can i have your car

what car, i never get a chance to drive it. Swmbo is always out in ,id stand behind me too Mike, because the wife is only small but shes got a proper temper ;D ;D
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Re: deep deep sh!t
« Reply #13 on: 13 March 2008, 22:53:26 »
flog the car and drink the proceeds at his wake. OK  what willwe get for it. ;D
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Re: deep deep sh!t
« Reply #14 on: 13 March 2008, 22:53:43 »
you lot are unbelievable  ;D ;D
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