My father is in the final stage of terminal stomach cancer. He has a very short time left to live, we think days. My mother has asked me to arrange his funeral. I'm more than happy to do this.
She recently handed me the documents for Dad's "Funeralcare" policy which he has with the Co-operative. We both have one of these she tells me, we've paid in more than £2600 each since 1990. With interest and bonus payments she hopes the policy will realise about £4,000, maybe more.
I contacted "Funeralcare", who tell me the policy will in fact only payout £1,186.......Yes, that's right......A f**king derisory £1,186. Even if payments are made for another thousand years they will still only payout £1,186. (roughly 40% of what has been paid in)...Unbelievable...

My elderly parents believed this policy to be a savings plan. It is clearly nothing of the kind.

If you live for more than five years after the commencement of the policy, you will almost certainly get back far less than you paid in. If you die within the first two years, they are not obliged to pay out. It really is a win-win situation for them.
These "over 50 plans" are being aggressively marketed at present, by eminent coffin-dodgers such as June Whitfield and Parky.....who barely draw breath, as they tell you how wonderful and comforting these schemes are
Beware......They are a huge con...