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Re: bloody kids
« Reply #15 on: 02 December 2011, 15:30:17 »

As a preschool teacher who has the joy of 21 toddlers all at this stage, i can empathise with just how far a good dump can go! That made me chuckle and am i glad mine are through that stage!
Letting Jimbob make prune and sprout curry was never going to end well.
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Re: bloody kids
« Reply #16 on: 02 December 2011, 15:33:16 »

Reminds me of the conversation I had when out to dinner with some friends last weekend.. as the conversation got on to kids, the phrase "Wait, my brother sent me a photo he took when [daughter] smeared poo all over the wall of her bedroom" was uttered, followed by the phone coming out and said picture being shown round..

Good job we all have strong stomachs  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: bloody kids
« Reply #17 on: 02 December 2011, 15:34:42 »

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Letting Jimbob make prune and sprout curry was never going to end well.

That paints a completely different mental image!!!!!  ??? ??? ??? ??? ???  ;D ;D
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Re: bloody kids
« Reply #18 on: 02 December 2011, 16:04:54 »

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Letting Jimbob make prune and sprout curry was never going to end well.

That paints a completely different mental image!!!!!  ??? ??? ??? ??? ???  ;D ;D

Isn't it just, not one I want in my head! ;D ;D
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« Reply #19 on: 02 December 2011, 16:12:06 »

 ;D ive had it before when the kids dont flush the toilet and he got the loo brush and decided to brake its back and then procede to think he was erroll flynn and decorate the bathroom,worst thing is just when we get over this stage its all gonna start again with my new one.oh the joys :)
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« Reply #20 on: 02 December 2011, 16:17:08 »

Shouldn't he have gone outside?
In Huddersfield you pass the landing to go to bed, ouside bog for a shit, poor child  :D :D ;D ;D
hahaha bring back the days of smashing the ice and a quick read of the paper before it turns into andrex ;D
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« Reply #21 on: 02 December 2011, 16:34:07 »

frig me  >:(
hes just jumped off our bed and cut his head on the radiator
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Re: bloody kids
« Reply #22 on: 02 December 2011, 20:09:04 »

Shouldn't he have gone outside?
In Huddersfield you pass the landing to go to bed, ouside bog for a shit, poor child  :D :D ;D ;D
hahaha bring back the days of smashing the ice and a quick read of the paper before it turns into andrex ;D

Hee hee! That tickled me  ;D ;D ;D
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